THE YEAR IS "))"
(Or 2002 without CAPS LOCK on)
YVETTE FIELDING IS IN A MEETING WITH HER EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
Exec:
Yvette, it's your company, It's your show. I don't understand why you want to quit.
Yvette:
I just don't believe in Ghosts, So I don't think I can front this type of show.
Exec:
Not at all? Well maybe if you did the show, then after a while you might start to believe, just like the guys from Rentaghost
Yvette:
It's not going to happen. It's all bullshit & you know it.
Exec:
I'll tell you what! I'll just leave the contract here, please have a think about it
EXEC LEAVES
YVONNE LOOKS AT THE CONTRACT
AS THE PRODUCER & DIRECTOR COME IN
Producer:
So have you signed up Yvette?
Yvette:
I'll tell you exactly the same as I told the Executive producer
Director:
Executive Producer?
Yvette:
Yes he was saying that I might change my mind
Producer:
But we don't have an executive producer
Yvette:
Yes we do, he was just here a second ago
Director:
We haven't had an executive producer for years
Producer:
The last executive producer we had committed suicide 5 years ago in this very room.
Yvette:
Oh my God, you don't think...
Director:
Yes I do
Yvette:
Have you got a pen?
THE PRODUCER NOW HAS A SHEET OVER HIS HEAD
Producer:
Wooooh
Director:
Not now Des
