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Who do you fancy? Page 693

I appear for the defence M'lord. She is too skinny and appears to be breastless. I rest my case.

*sits down, adjusts wig.

Portman lost her shagability somewhere between Leon and Beautiful Girls.

That's all kinds of sexy wrong.

Quote: zooo @ October 25 2011, 1:07 PM BST

I'd say he looks better without it.

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thanks for posting I wasnt sure how to post pics. definatly with the long hair and beard for me, not necessarily the dreads though.
Clean shaving young prep boy looks not for me.
they have to look like they could be mean even though they are probably not. Smarmy

Women wise I rather like Lucy Lawless asshe was in Xena :D

Lawless was flawless.

Quote: Marc P @ October 26 2011, 1:17 PM BST

Lawless was flawless.

She's been seen lezzing it up in some US show about gladiators.

Apparently.

It was a great show. Mainly for the really dramatic writing and subtle acting. Ahem.

Quote: Will Cam @ October 26 2011, 9:17 AM BST

I appear for the defence M'lord. She is too skinny and appears to be breastless. I rest my case.

*sits down, adjusts wig.

Objection!!

She has a lovely face and I can't see her ribs, so she isnt too skinny.

No breasts, fine I could live with that.

Quote: Jamey @ October 26 2011, 9:04 PM BST

No breasts, fine I could live with that.

:O :O :O

She hasn't got NO breasts, just small ones. It's not a crime or owt!

Life without breasts....?

That's no life at all

Quote: zooo @ October 26 2011, 9:12 PM BST

She hasn't got NO breasts, just small ones. It's not a crime or owt!

In fact, useful for wearing Dior dresses

Quote: lofthouse @ October 26 2011, 9:36 PM BST

Life without breasts....?

That's no life at all

Maybe you should read what I said again...

Can't I just think about titties instead? :(

Yes, but only big ones! Remember, small ones don't exist.

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