dellas
Sunday 23rd October 2011 2:39am [Edited]
Manchester
4,598 posts
Well mine were all 'corrupted' but 1st time here. Please be kind ,a few offering...
One-liners, TV progs;
'Strictly Come Dancing'
Russell Grant is a very popular contestant on the show, he lost 3stn.
during training, He is very happy with the public result.
Perhaps he is off the marangues and into the 'Merengue'??..
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Eastenders;
Mo Slater is entering 'Dancing On Ice', Crikey! if she falls over I expect
We will see a big crack?...
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Radio4 News.
David Osbourne wishes to increase VAT on cosmetic surgery,
raising £500m a year.
Could this be an 'Over-inflated Boob Job'??
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Dale Farm Travellers Latest;
High Court Decree,' Half the plots must go'
Our correspondent reports, 'A local resident from nearby Green dale,
Pat, a postman said, 'Yes they all received their eviction notices'
A possible 'Meiow' from side?
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Mobile phones harbour lots of bacteria;
I wonder how much dirt is on Leon Fox/ Adam Werritiys phones??
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POP NEWS LATEST;
What a Brougha ha , about Lady Ga Ga, so far,
regarding Baby Goo Goo, who gives a Who har
regarding song so far? I don't give a hoo hoo,
rather listen to radio 2, would'nt you too?
Leave it there, Ta Ra.
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David Cameron] Quote from Conservative Conference;
'It's not the dog in the fight, its the fight in the dog'
Well the FOX seems to have bitten the PM's dog in the arse.
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Eric Pickles; We all need to lose weight, is gaining momentum?
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Radio4 NEWS Latest; Indian Airline Stuck for 8 hrs on Runway;
Our reporter asked passengers about their ordeal, a spokesperson said;
'It was a disgrace,we wanted to get off', when asked if they were supplied
with an refreshments; the passenger replied;
' That is the point, we certainly didn't want any more Airline food!!'
OH dear all seem bad on reflection, and have typed them all out again!