British Comedy Guide

Critique you would 'really' like to write. Page 7

When you work in a bell factory, sooner or later you'll drop a clanger!

Quote: Frankie Rage @ January 10, 2008, 9:35 PM

nope

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It still looks good, doesn't it.

What about: 'Have you thought about writing for the Junk Males?' ;)

Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 11, 2008, 1:42 AM

It still looks good, doesn't it.

What about: 'Have you thought about writing for the Junk Males?' ;)

Laughing out loud

Maybe not the ultimate put down, but close!

You really put the 'h' in 'sit-com'.

Jesus died for our sins and you wrote that?

Stop Jerfing around.

Have you considered joining the Writer's Strike?

I read your script and all i got was this lousy suicidal depression.

It's good, but it's not right!

You could start wars in Africa with that script.

Lame.

Quote: ajp29 @ January 11, 2008, 9:57 AM

Have you considered joining the Writer's Strike?

I read your script and all i got was this lousy suicidal depression.

Laughing out loud The first is genius, unreservedly. The second is close run to it.

See, you can when you try, which script do you mean?

Your writing is like used tea leaves: difficult to read and with everything vital leeched out if it. You'll find both in my bin along with the banana skins and fag butts.

That was a pile of wank.

Your creative force isn't strong enough to move a paperclip.

Try writing with a pencil rather than a week-old turd and you might get better results.

Your work was as enlightening as one of the truly great Russian masterpieces. But maybe you should have translated it first.

I'd like to read some more of your work but...

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*GUNSHOT! GUNSHOT!*

*WHIMPER*

*GUNSHOT!*

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I'd like to read some more of your work but I'll have to be attending my daughter's funeral.

Quote: SlagA @ January 10, 2008, 10:30 PM

I laughed from start to finish, tomorrow I will get around to reading yours.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Ray Dawson @ January 11, 2008, 2:56 PM

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Classic.

Your only flair is your nostrils.

So an Agrophobic is not scared of open spaces, just likes beating up Ramblers.

Jerf, you are the ONLY person I know who manages to troll his own threads.
:S :S

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

I started reading your sketch but I became distracted watching my pubic crab do gymnastics. It truly is a remarkable little mite. It uses each curly hair as a rope and swings about like a little trapeze artist. I am going to call him Tarzan.

Now about your sketch....... Oh look there he goes again Arggghhh arghhhh arghhhh. Lookey at his little fangs as they sink into my sodden V. Awww look he has little claws.

I know the dictionary version of Troll, but not your's, is it uncomplementary?

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