Need Female Writer

Hello I am new to the boards here, so just a quick hello reallly.

HELLO ( it ends there )

i am currently working on a dark silly comedy / horror script
( think of the League of Gentleman )
and am intrested in woking with a female partner ( yes im male ) I just need to womans points of view's on certain subjects, and to help me with the diologue.
basically I need help on my script. to look at this together to see where im going wrong and to see what you can add to my script.

anyone intrested in working with me...??

i live in Manchester .

Daniel

Admit it - you're just trying to get laid, aren't you?

moi !!! , nope not me.
I just need a womans perverted mind to help to complete the story.

or are women these days still keeping their dignity and don't express themselves to men in such manner.

if I get replies im sure ill find out

This is actually quite a clever ruse.

Let's give it a go:

Hi,

I'm looking for a woman; preferably female, to help me finish writing a sitcom script. Must be blonde, perky-titted and long-legged. Being literate is not a prerequisite.

Please get in touch!

You won't get much interest now, given groovydude has suggested you might be a sex pest.

Post your script in Critique, with the proviso 'female opinions only'. And see what comes up.

And/Or ignore the don the doomsayer and wait for more people to read this thread.

Quote: don rushmore @ October 20 2011, 5:32 PM BST

You won't get much interest now, given groovydude has suggested you might be a sex pest.

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I didn't suggest that he's a sex pest - I suggested that he might be a pick-up artist!

There is a difference.

Quote: zooo @ October 20 2011, 5:37 PM BST

And/Or ignore the don the doomsayer and wait for more people to read this thread.

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Please don't tell people to ignore my comments. Especially when I gave the OP some advice about posting in Critique.

Please stop overreacting, don.

If you post a sample of script in Critique, I'd be happy to give you some feedback on there from my womanly point of view.

Quote: zooo @ October 20 2011, 5:49 PM BST

Please stop overreacting, don.

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Overreacting to whose post?

Mine. It was lighthearted. Hence the smiley, and the And/Or which suggested I agreed with your suggestion he post something in critique.

I will also give it a go, can't wait to read!

Quote: don rushmore @ October 20 2011, 5:48 PM BST

Please don't tell people to ignore my comments. Especially when I gave the OP some advice about posting in Critique.

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Advice you say Don? What was the advice?

Quote: Marc P @ October 20 2011, 10:52 PM BST

Advice you say Don? What was the advice?

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Really, did you not see it, Marc? It's clear enough, and was even mentioned by another member. How odd!

Perhaps contact Aaron or Mark if posts aren't showing up properly.