I read the news today oh boy! Page 560

I think most tigers are probably more worthwhile than most humans. If only they'd been set loose somewhere with a high population of arseholes.

Quote: zooo @ October 20 2011, 3:29 PM BST

I think most tigers are probably more worthwhile than most humans. If only they'd been set loose somewhere with a high population of arseholes.

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But the official BCG meet isn't until March!

Quote: David Bussell @ October 20 2011, 3:30 PM BST

But the official BCG meet isn't until March!

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I thought of it too!

We ain't going last that long guys. The world ends today. Offically. Well, offically according to that American who got it wrong last time.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/reply/10203

Me? I've just been to the chippy and got a fish supper for four. Nice chilled bottle of white in the fridge and hopefully SPose will be back from work before the apocalypse starts.

5.59pm?

That's not supper that's afternoon tea !

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2051995/Twenty-stone-bodybuilder-collapses-tears-simply-stroking-puppy.html
Teehee.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15442765

Yeah, right.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/15431565

Odd.

Is it not prostitution by another name ?

Yep!

This woman has got some balls!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/woman-admits-biting-off-testicles-155347045.html