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I read the news today oh boy! Page 559

Anybody from Essex? What do you think of Dale Farm? Is there anything we're not being told

Like what?

Haven't a clue. Just trying to be non-judgemental.

Tories are eating gypsy babies!

Pleased Well they bought the land, that's legal, to build on 'green-belt' illegal.

The Travellers often do break these rules, much to neighbours discontent.

The basic dichotomy is; if you are a traveller-travel.

OH my God Marc, the Americans have killed 16 rare Bengal tigers etc;

Teary Teary

And whining about tazering from people who were throwing bricks and setting fires.

God some people make me sick.

Quote: DaButt @ October 19 2011, 10:51 PM BST

My friend in Los Angeles likes to photograph protests and riots.
Yawn.

Indeed. But I guess a man should have a hobby. :D

Quote: dellas @ October 20 2011, 6:27 AM BST

Pleased Well they bought the land, that's legal, to build on 'green-belt' illegal.

Not if you are a tory property developer anymore if Dave C gets his way.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-jailed-after-trying-to-turn-faeces-into-gold-.html

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/reports--gaddafi-captured-in-sirte.html

Does wander about the mind set of managers in office I have the misfortune of working in.

Manager 1 - Gaddafi been captured and Westlife splitting up.

Manager 2 - well Westlife can't go on if their manager has been captured

the mind boggles how these 2 function. Rolling eyes Rolling eyes

Moammar now joins Steve Jobs and Osama bin Laden as Halloween zombie costume ideas.

Quote: dellas @ October 20 2011, 6:27 AM BST

OH my God Marc, the Americans have killed 16 rare Bengal tigers etc;

CORRECTION: An American killed 16 tigers. The idiot who released them had to have known they'd be put down and the cops are blameless.

Why were they not shot with darts?
Bloke was a c**t though.

Pretty graphic footage up of Gaddafi dead. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g07otrwI4j4&feature=youtu.be

DEFO 18+ AND NOT IF SQUEAMISH!!

Quote: zooo @ October 20 2011, 3:22 PM BST

Why were they not shot with darts?

1) Your average police department doesn't keep a stock of tranquilizer darts on hand.

2) They found some, tried them and wound up with enraged tigers, lions and grizzly bears charging through a populated area.

Jack Hanna, our most famous zookeeper (hundreds of TV appearances) traveled there and agreed with the decision to shoot them. As he said, the protection of human life comes first.

Why did I just watch that. Teary Sick

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