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I read the news today oh boy! Page 558

F**k's sake...

Quote: sootyj @ October 18 2011, 10:29 AM BST

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-14406818
idiots

and I wander who profits from the sale of anointed waters?

God?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-15350160

Who gives a sh^t ?

;) I fecking agree!

Has the real-life Buster Gonads been mentioned here yet? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3879480/Man-with-giant-testicles-needs-1million-op.html
Can't envy the man.

Loads of easy jokes could be made about the Sun full of bollox but my heart goes out to Mr Warren.

Possible terrorist activity here in town; it'll be interesting to see what comes of it.

http://radio.woai.com/cc-common/mainheadlines3.html?feed=119078&article=9273355

How on earth did they get let into the USA?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/-occupy--protesters-make-money-talk.html

I seem to remember saying something about the one percent in the US a month or so ago - and being told it was a load of old bunkum or somesuch from our colleague in the former colonies! :)

Quote: Oldrocker @ October 19 2011, 12:45 AM BST

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-15350160

Who gives a sh^t ?

You're lucky - you only find it if you hunt around on the internet. We have to put up with the whole Rangers crap spead over the pepers every day.

Quote: Marc P @ October 19 2011, 4:02 PM BST

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/-occupy--protesters-make-money-talk.html

I seem to remember saying something about the one percent in the US a month or so ago - and being told it was a load of old bunkum or somesuch from our colleague in the former colonies! :)

Yes, because it is a steaming pile of horse shit. The actual figure is something like 20% control 80% of the wealth, but it doesn't make for a good rallying cry if you decide to attack 1 in 5 Americans -- many of whom are older and earned/saved/invested for their entire lives to achieve a comfortable living.

The Occupy Wall Street rallies are nothing but election year politics. I haven't seen any of the protesters vilifying billionaires like Steve Jobs (made his billions from Chinese sweatshops) or George Soros (he bankrolls protests like these) because it's all political. Substitute "Republican" every time you hear "1%" and you'll be closer to the truth.

Eep, looks like I'm in the top 1%. Now I hate myself!

http://www.globalrichlist.com/

:( ;) I've just read that Jack Daniels has resigned from posting on BCG!

Shock and Awe! Will miss his 'AC/DC' kick arse posts...yes

Independent News; Inflation up 5.2% -we all know our shopping costs an extra £10 a week and just received several calls from British Gas demanding £160 for SUMMER fuel. Grrr Angry

Quote: DaButt @ October 19 2011, 6:04 PM BST

Yes, because it is a steaming pile of horse shit.

:D It's going to hit the fan my friend!

Quote: Marc P @ October 19 2011, 10:46 PM BST

:D It's going to hit the fan my friend!

Throw around imaginary figures if you'd like; here's one more for you:

My friend in Los Angeles likes to photograph protests and riots. He drove downtown today and was disappointed to see 200 people protesting. That's 200 people in the nation's second largest city; something like 17 million people live there.

Yawn.

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