Quote: Tuumble @ October 19 2011, 9:37 AM BSTI failed a Health and Safety course at work yesterday. One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"
"F**king big ones!" was apparently the wrong answer...
Nice one!
Though I would have said "H he was the only one I remember"
Quote: sootyj @ October 19 2011, 4:14 PM BST
Though I would have said "H he was the only one I remember"
<---- Actually a bit genius.
May be putting that quote on my info bar now!
May not have been successful with Newsjack, but just won £10 from a holiday forum!
Quote: sootyj @ October 19 2011, 4:14 PM BSTNice one!
Though I would have said "H he was the only one I remember"
Quote: dellas @ October 20 2011, 10:28 PM BST
A holiday forum? A forum where people just talk about holidays? Come to think of it, that's really no more ridiculous than people who just talk about comedy. Disregard!
Would that make it a busman's holiday forum?
Off to read Alan Partridge bio. Lovely stuff.
Yes submitted a report on holiday to Bruges, I was lucky winner!
This is the way to go, comedy holiday reviews!
1 Fell on escalator.
2 Chatted up by old fart.
3 My pal was pissed and wanted pot-noodle at 5.00am.
4 Naked man in corridor.
'Murder Club - Sharp, snappy, horrid, very readable!.'
From yesterdays London Evening Standard.
Oooooooooooh!
Excellent!
Brill Marc
Cheers!
I think it was Laura the Lesbian Dominatrix he liked! 
Naturally!
Quote: Marc P @ October 21 2011, 1:36 PM BSTCheers!
I think it was Laura the Lesbian Dominatrix he liked!
Excellent. I think my husband might read a book for the first time.