Look If i let you f**k me, do you promise to never write again EVER!
Critique you would 'really' like to write. Page 6
Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 10, 2008, 10:52 PMYou are uniquely suited to writing a sit-com for people of limited intelligence
Ha!
...If you promise not to f**k me, I will commission your script.
You're still a c**t
That goes for Jerf and Charley.
That seemed like something a fan of 'When The Whistle Blows' would write.
Moron.
Quote: roscoff @ January 10, 2008, 11:00 PMYou're still a c**t
Hahaha!
This could be the most popular thread ever. Let it allllll out.
That said, if someone doesn't like spiders, why should they be pilloried for that? Unless they're gay spiders of course!
I was soooooooo bored reading your sketch, that Dave Chapmans cock found its way to my gob & I didnt spit it out!
And that was different to normal how??
WTF have spiders got to do with anything anyway?!
I believe I was trying to draw a distinction between arachnophobia (a medical condition) and homophobia (a non-medical condition).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arachnophobia
I mean, if you're going to say things like that, you have to be correct. And in that instance Jerf wasn't - and that's just a fact. No worries or anything, that's just the score.
Talk about muddying the waters. Tinkers.
What a lot of tommy rot!
Hahaha these put-downs are superb. Charley's on a feeding frenzy. Not to be read in the context of the Chapman post.
Clearly written by a hoity toity trollop!
Quote: James Williams @ January 10, 2008, 11:06 PMWTF have spiders got to do with anything anyway?!
I believe I was trying to draw a distinction between arachnophobia (a medical condition) and homophobia (a non-medical condition).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arachnophobia
I mean, if you're going to say things like that, you have to be correct. And in that instance Jerf wasn't - and that's just a fact. No worries or anything, that's just the score.
Talk about muddying the waters. Tinkers.
Just because you're right doesn't diminish my desire to prove you wrong! 
(old Chinese Proverb)
Oh so you're a Japanese writer are you? Must've been a nip in the air when you wrote that!
Groucho classic, of course:
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
If it' not a medical condition when you shag one, it is afterwards.