Here is a small sketch I wrote up. Please let me know what you think.
Judge: I am supposed to be picking my kids up from school so let's make this quick.
Prosecutor: You're a judge aren't you; you can't just make it quick.
Judge: Can we start the case? I now feel a bowel movement is coming.
Defendant: Yeah I left the stove on at home.
Prosecutor: You just murdered a man!
Defendant: Not with my stove.
Barrister: What sort of stove do you have?
Defendant: Oh the usual.
Barrister: I should come over for dinner one time.
Defendant: If you do I'll shank ya.
Judge: Good point. You shouldn't get to closely involved with your defendants mr barrister.
Prosecutor: He just threatened his defendant, isn't that a felony?
Judge: Do you ever shut up.
Defendant: I know he's a pain isn't he?
Judge: Some people eh? (Laughs hysterically)
Prosecutor: This is ridiculous. This man killed someone and you're not taking this seriously.
Judge: Alright let down, state your case.
Prosecutor: This man killed someone with a knife on walrus road yesterday. He was caught as he left the knife in the body with a where to return message on the knife. Not only that but he appeared to of leaked a bag of cocaine back to his house which was only one block away.
Judge: enough, enough. You're starting to bore me. Will you do it again sir?
Defendant: awww yeah nah I reckon I might.
Judge: Sounds good enough to me, community service one week.