I tried to laugh but my face cracked.
Critique you would 'really' like to write. Page 3
Of course it's medical ' Phobia' an unrational persistent fear.
That was so painfully bad, it made breaking my ankle feel like a soft feather tickling me in comparison!
I'm also Slagophobic
That sketch made me pull my eyes out, feed them to the dog, then gut Poor WooWoo to get them back.
Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 10, 2008, 10:24 PMI'm also Slagophobic
Yet I'm Jerfophilic. 
I'd like to take your sketch, rip it to shreds and make you eat your words!
and Aaronagstringophobic
I tried to laugh but my bum cracked!
That was really quite good...shame it was written by YOU!
They told me you'd given up writing.. I can see why.
Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 10, 2008, 10:20 PMOf course it's medical ' Phobia' an unrational persistent fear.
Afraid not.
http://www.experiencefestival.com/a/Phobia_-_Non-clinical_uses_of_the_term/id/5376400
Non-clinical term. Just makes one a bigot, or whatever. But I'm not one (a bigot, not a homosexual), so I suppose we can still converse!
I think your real name is Jeff Roberts.
I'm on your track, Jeff.
I just want to die now!
I laughed from start to finish, tomorrow I will get around to reading yours.
Your script made me cut my penis off and feed it to the dog. He was hungry, there was no dog food in the house, and I couldn't bear both of our evenings to be that miserable.