How would you persuade a dog to stay still whilst you wiped it's arse on one sheet of stiff typing paper, never mind 30?
BBC Three opportunity for a sitcom writer.... Page 11
Yeah, that Jack Jacob. What does he know...? 
With the name like that he's probably crackers.
Still, at worst it's a waste of time.
Does this mean they don't want my drag queen sitcom now? But I was just writing the episode where they meet a beautician from a former Soviet republic, Back Sack & Crack In The USSR.
Yeah, that told him...
Has Barry Bollock never heard of Juan Sheet?
One sheet?
You'll need plenty of arse role.
Quote: sootyj @ October 16 2011, 9:24 PM BSTOne sheet?
You'll need plenty of arse role.
Could this be Teddy 'Wipe a crack' back from the gutter?
If this is a scam or joke then shouldn't someone tell BBC Three because whoever is doing this is using their name, which I think is seen as very naughty.
Quote: dellas @ October 18 2011, 3:22 AM BST
This place has more Trolls than an all you can eat Hobbit buffet.
The BCG. AKA the Hall of the Mountain King.
Apparently this was in the WGGB bulletin, just so everyone knows:
Scam ad warning
It has been brought to the attention of the Guild that a scam is being run under the name of Eclipse TV, which claims to have been given a "blank commission by the BBC for a pilot sitcom or comedy drama". The spam email goes on to specify several subjects that the production team wants to pursue and urges the recipient to send a spec script or short scene to eclipsetalent@aol.com.
When the ad was brought to the BBC they responded saying that the BBC Comedy department would never give a blank commission and that therefore this ad has not been sanctioned by them.
Thank you for posting Phill