British Comedy Guide

Things that piss you off Page 764

Quote: sootyj @ October 9 2011, 9:41 PM BST

Peppermint Pattie was the worlds first ever lesbian trufax.

Defo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS0UEa1lEV4

Aww.

Yeh I hope they invite Thelma from Scooby Doo to play poker every sunday evening.

Jim effing Murphy. How I loathe that lizard!

Diets piss me off... or rather "eating healthily and exercising"... why can't I be blessed with being slim naturally.

The umpteenth email claiming to be from banks I've never been with. Going to start forwarding them all to

http://www.actionfraud.org.uk/about-us/who-we-are

if it helps just one of these evil and extremely annoying people piss off then all good

Quote: EllieJP @ October 10 2011, 4:15 PM BST

Diets piss me off... or rather "eating healthily and exercising"... why can't I be blessed with being slim naturally.

Why on earth do you want to be slim? Where's the fun in that?

I read the Guardian sometimes, why the anger? I look at the Mail and express.

Intellectually superior? Dunno about that, but I imagine readers of The Guardian and The Independent feel better informed than Mail readers, if only because everyone knows which papers print most lies. Or at least, everyone who ignores the Mail knows it...

I know they've bot got bad reputations but I still enjoy the format of the Mail and the Sun, the sport, the stories etc. and the problem pages. All good writing source material.

Stupid bastards who pronounce 'youth' as 'yoof'. It's becoming a plague.

Allen keys !

Hate the 'effin things

Angry Angry Angry

Quote: Oldrocker @ October 14 2011, 12:08 AM BST

Allen keys !

Hate the 'effin things

Angry Angry Angry

I always had an Allen key in my purse until the day I drove off with the purse on the roof of the car. Somebody duly handed the purse into the Police, having found it on the road a mile later. Got the driving licence and the meagre amount of money, but no Allen key. I've always regretted that.

Does anyone have any solutions for getting adhesive off of skin? (Yes I've tried washing ta :) ) Got nicotine patch squares all over my arms and I scrub til it's really quite sore but still conspicuously there..

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