Maybe they send the email through a blackberry? /Not Helping
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(throws punch at Corey) 
Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ October 13 2011, 5:28 PM BSTYAY!!
Just had an apple!
Quote: Trabs @ October 13 2011, 5:29 PM BSTJust got the yes email.
Congrats!
Got the email too, Wooo!
congrats correy and trabs. now I can get on with my day
Well done, lads. You played a blinder.
Actually having a line on last week I can tell you the problem is how much of a fuss they make if you get something on.
Danny Cohen flew into my bedroom on a Harrier Jumpjet with; a monographed, silver BBC bucket of cocaine, a methuselah of Krug.
And a written description of thingies boobies from Only Connect written by Stephen Fry.
Whilst the assembled marching band of the Scots Band played "Tears of a Clown" in my bathroom.
Quote: Trabs @ October 13 2011, 5:29 PM BSTJust got the yes email.
<Hits Refresh>
<Sighs heavily>
<Mumbles congratulations through gritted teeth>
Quote: blahblah @ October 13 2011, 5:31 PM BSTcongrats correy and trabs. now I can get on with my day
I was only messing. No luck for me. 
Congrats Trabs, 3 and other peeps.
Well done guys. I'll just cry in a corner with my shattered dreams.
damn you corey - welcome back to the reject bunch
Got something in too!
(Sorry to be a downer for those who didn't get the email).
From the reports on the night it's not my sketch, but a one-liner's not to be sniffed at.
Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ October 13 2011, 5:33 PM BSTI was only messing. No luck for me.
Congrats Trabs, 3 and other peeps.
One of us. One of us. One of us.
Congrats guys. (goes off to see to washing up)...normal life goes on for some of us.. 
Quote: Frantically @ October 13 2011, 5:36 PM BSTGot something in too!
(Sorry to be a downer for those who didn't get the email).
From the reports on the night it's not my sketch, but a one-liner's not to be sniffed at.
Especially mine, they're shit you might catch something.
Once more Sootyj is on the nonestop express to failureville via disapointment and enui