Status report Page 4,086

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 11 2011, 8:14 PM BST

You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real Dad! *storms out*

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That's how I like to think you dress when you're just slobbing around the house.

Up, up and away. Off on a balloon flight on Friday providing it's good weather.

Just tried to crack one out to Kelly Rowland's latest video on YouTube.

Unfortunately, the web page background was an image of Justin Bieber.

Made it difficult, though not impossible.

Kevin!!!!!

You are gross.

Had the same problem though.

First show confirmed on http://peterborough.fm for tomorrow night (Thursday) at 8.00 until 9.00pm.

If you want to contact me during the show (or even before) you can send your messages to pleasuredome-pfm@hotmail.co.uk

I'll see if I can name check a few people.

My back hurts, my neck hurts and my tummy hurts. I have three owies.

Thought that said you had three ovaries...

Sorry you're not good dude.

Paracetemol and ibuprofen have helped considerably

Quote: EllieJP @ October 12 2011, 2:29 PM BST

Thought that said you had three ovaries...

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Me too!

Hope you feel better soon, Natso.

Quote: Tuumble @ October 12 2011, 2:15 PM BST

First show confirmed on http://peterborough.fm for tomorrow night (Thursday) at 8.00 until 9.00pm.

If you want to contact me during the show (or even before) you can send your messages to pleasuredome-pfm@hotmail.co.uk

I'll see if I can name check a few people.

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Well done Tumby. Good luck.

Quote: Will Cam @ September 14 2011, 8:21 PM BST

Will Cam is watching Man U vs Benfica in his living room. His 19 year old son and son's 19 year old girlfriend are in the bedroom directly above and are also watching the match (that's what they said). They must be finding it more exuding than I am because there seems to be a lot of banging going on.

just need to find 9 other things to add to my top ten sounds that make you turn the TV up/put fingers in ears

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He's at it again >_<

You should tell your son to do it standing up, less noisy.

WILLCAM IN FLAT CAP IS SITTING IN HIS LOUNGE IN A TIN BATH
HE HAS A PINT OF BITTER AND IS AIMLESSLY POKING AT A PHOTO OF GEORGE FORMBY

WILL
Wife my ipads frozen again! Put the telly on I want to watch 't match.

WIFE OOV
Oh Will that's a photograph and we have no telly, telly signal doesn't come too random northern town till 2033.

WILL
I unlike those southern nancies with their digital signals and indoor plumbing. Never mind I'll watch you play subuteo instead.

WIFE
I'll bring the table in.

WILL
I wish our feckless son would make love upstairs more quietly.

WIFE
Why our Will they're only young once?

WILL
Because we haven't got a first floor silly woman!

PULL BACK TO REVEAL WILL CAM'S SON AND GIRLFRIEND MAKING OUT ON A STEP LADDER INFRONT OF WILL.

WILL
That's it off I'm down the pub.

WIFE OOV
Well take 't dog with you Will.

WILL
He's no Sooty and he bloody stinks.

WE SEE WILL'S DOG IS INFACT A LARGE HUMAN TURD WITH A WIG ON IT AND A COLLAR/CHAIN