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What breed of dog is it Will?

Quote: dellas @ October 7 2011, 10:18 PM BST

Whistling nnocently You could buy yourself a nice cosy bed for the bedroom floor?

Erm. Right backatcha...?

Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ October 7 2011, 10:24 PM BST

What breed of dog is it Will?

Judging from the smell:
Cack Russel?
Poo-dle?
Shih Tzu, of course.

;) Female bitch?

Quote: Nogget @ October 7 2011, 9:26 PM BST

When I frequented that site, I was struck by how many women stated that they enjoyed art-house movies; yet when I dated any of them, it turned out they actually preferred ordinary popular stuff.

The main thing was the absence of modesty. "I've got brains, beauty, intellect, the whole package" sort of stuff.

Laughing out loud Zooo not you Will!

Well that's all bloody right then!

*gets up from her comfy floor bed*

Quote: Will Cam @ October 7 2011, 9:26 PM BST

My wife sleeps with the dog in our bed. She puts a blanket on top but I can still smell her f**king the dog and I don't want to smell her f**king a dog when I am in f**king bed f**king a dog

Should I call the dogs trust?

Hey Corey how did our date go?

Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ October 7 2011, 10:32 PM BST

The main thing was the absence of brains, beauty, intellect, the whole package"

ouch your harsh

Quote: Corey O'Graffor @ October 7 2011, 10:24 PM BST

What breed of dog is it Will?

Poodle + Cav Spaniel = smelly bastard

No, I meant the one you sleep with. Ba dum tish! ;) ;)

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Quote: sootyj @ October 7 2011, 10:53 PM BST

Hey Corey how did our date go?

ouch you're hung

Whistling nnocently

Very small dogs are awful. Right wingers are also vastly irritating.

Quote: Mrs Pike @ October 8 2011, 7:58 PM BST

Right wingers are also vastly irritating.

Tell me about it !

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