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goodnight 
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Some bastard has borrowed my cafetierre with out asking and is now in a meeting all morning.
The smell of coffee through the window is driving the rage centre of my brain into over drive.
Can't you send a minion to a coffee shop?
Fine Zooo goto the coffee shop now!
Or I will be displeased.
*sends one of her minions*
Quote: zooo @ October 6 2011, 1:33 PM BST*sends one of her onions*
This coffee is quite eye watering.
It's a bit chilly.
Wishing I had a mailbox like this one: http://www.huntfulltime.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Gun-mailbox1.jpg
If I was the posty - I wouldn't want to use it. Scary.
Extremely smug. Riley Major has just collected his predicted GCSE grades. These are the MINIMUM expected - 1B and 9As. Go to the top of the class my son! 
Well done to your clever clogs offspring.
Clever!
What was the B in, just out of curiosity?
Afternoon all.
Gavmaster.
Bah in my day to get a D in GCSE home economics I had to wrestle a bear and make a bakewell tart.
Well done though.