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Steve Jobs 1955 -2011

From the Apple site:

Steve Jobs

1955 -2011

Apple has lost a visionary and a creative genius, and the world has lost an amazing human being. Those of us who have been fortunate enough to know and work with Steve have lost a dear friend and an inspiring mentor. Steve leaves behind a company that only he could have built, and his spirit will forever be the foundation of Apple.

If you would like to share your thoughts, memories, and condolences, please email rememberingsteve@apple.com

I'll post my own comment when I can think of something funny to say. (Which might be even longer than usual).

Job's done.

He's not dead, Apple will be releasing Steve Jobs 2 with firewire early next year.

*dusts off pancreatic cancer joke book*

You need to dust yourself off first...

On hearing the news Bill Gates shot himself in the face.

His death may have been later and may have been a blatant attempt to copy Jobs, but it's reckoned his funeral will be 50% than Jobs.

Quote: sootyj @ October 6 2011, 10:43 AM BST

On hearing the news Bill Gates shot himself in the face.

His death may have been later and may have been a blatant attempt to copy Jobs, but it's reckoned his funeral will be 50% than Jobs.

This says it all really....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeXAcwriid0&feature=player_embedded

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RIP Mr Jobs!

Bloody cancer, coming over here and stealing our Jobs.

Well I'm glad it's given you all some extra pun practice anyway... ;)

RiP

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ October 6 2011, 11:30 AM BST

RiP

:D

I wrote the following draft article on my writing course on 31 August. In light of what happened to Steve yesterday, it does send a bit of chill down the spine...

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Steve Jobs - Does it matter that he's no longer at Apple?

I don't care that Steve Jobs has stepped down as CEO of Apple and neither should you.

He may be a visionary and Apple products may have changed your life in small way but he's gone - deal with it!

Steve Jobs resignation as CEO of Apple seems to have got the technology money men worried as shares have been sent into a tail spin. While he may have set up the company as a university upstart back in the 70s to see it grow to one of the most talked about companies in the world, its entire future can't rest on the slim shoulders of one man.

Jobs and Apple products have had a major impact in the way we live our lives today. The style and panache of the laptops, the iPhone and iPad et al are all very nice and shiny, and they do have the effect making us feel a little bit better about ourselves, but was it him the made them all from his garage? Of course not.

Apple is a massive organisation and developers have been falling over themselves to be part of the fruity revolution. The idea that once the figurehead is no longer around that these highly skilled professionals will run to their mummy crying is absurd.

The board at Apple cannot hide behind Steve Jobs forever and they are fools if they ever felt they could. It says more about them that they thought that if anything did go wrong it would be Jobs, not them, that would have take the heat. Maybe they're just too worried that their iTech nest egg is going to disappear with him.

Steve Jobs is treated as a God by many a geek but he's not immortal. In this industry more than any other Apple knows this - change follows change follows change. Will his departure make a difference? As long as the new bosses stick to the company ethos then Apple will simply go form strength to strength.

So it's YOUR fault! :O

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ October 6 2011, 11:30 AM BST

RiP

That's why you don't see it in the thread title.

Quote: Lazzard @ October 6 2011, 11:16 AM BST

This says it all really....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeXAcwriid0&feature=player_embedded

Seen that before but it's really funny.

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