My Yorkshire dentist injected me in the mouth with a popular recreational drug instead of an anesthetic.
Eee by gum.
Your worst joke Page 5
Teenagers like their sex the way they like their food.
Fast, unhealthy and with fries.
I had a dick extension, on the cheap. It went pear-shaped.
What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson menstruating.
What's the difference between 3 and 2? One.
Quote: Nogget @ October 5 2011, 4:47 PM BSTWhy can't Baby Spice do homework in hospital? Because they want to wipe out the 'Emma Essay'.
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Quote: Nil Putters @ October 5 2011, 11:20 PM BSTMRSA
Right - thank you. I could see something but my brain wasn't working.
"The Obama administration continues to kill Jobs in record numbers ..."
Might as well join the 50 million others who will be making the same joke over the next few days.
Are you Sara Palin's gag writer?
Q: Why did Nivea Cream?
A: 'Cos Max Factor.
An english moggy called "One Two Three" and a french feline called "Un Deux Trois" had a race to swim the Channel..
"One Two Three" cat made it safely across, but "Un Deux Trois" cat sank..
"New York, New York, so good they bombed it twice"
You're welcome David.
How is your project coming along David. Eaten many ice lollies?
There are two types of comedian: those who repeat themselves.. and those who don't..
..and those who don't.
Quote: Marc P @ October 7 2011, 8:44 AM BSTHow is your project coming along David. Eaten many ice lollies?
I've decided to go a different direction with this project and use children's jokes instead. I will however honour my promise to reward my favourite bad joke posted on here, so the £10 prize goes to...
...Don Rushmore for his disgustingly contrived George Peppard gag!
Please PM me with your BACS, Don, so I can pay you your prize!
Did you hear the one about the school boy who wanted a Blazer? he set fire to his jacket.