David, will the winner receive a prize?
Your worst joke Page 3
Quote: Marc P @ September 28 2011, 11:45 PM BSTPolice are searching for a man dressed in a paper cowboy hat, wearing paper chaps, a paper shirt, paper jeans and telling really, really shit jokes. Apparently he is wanted for Busseling.
Quote: don rushmore @ September 29 2011, 1:22 AM BSTDavid, will the winner receive a prize?
Sure, why not. £10 to the chosen joke to be paid by BACS.
I thought I was paying something by BACS once turned out the fax machine just had a cold.
Quote: Marc P @ September 29 2011, 10:19 AM BSTI thought I was paying something by BACS once turned out the fax machine just had a cold.
Way too good for consideration.
Damn.
WHy did the jellyfish? Because he was hungry.
What's a ghost's favourite band?
The Wooooooh Tang Clan.
What do you call a scottish monk who nuts you. The Head Abbot.
What's an aliens favourite sweet? Flying saucers
Why is Mr T one-dimensional?
"I aint getting in no plane, fool!"
What do you get if you hang from a tree?.
Sore arms.
Which Carry on Star had a brothel in a tree house?
Charles Hawtrey.
A container ship carrying chestnut paint sank in the Atlantic. All the crew were marooned.
I didn't want my Bees to get wet so I bought them a Humbrella
How do bees dance?
They all get together in a jive