INT. PUB TOILET. DAY.
A CHUBBY MAN ENTERS THE TOILET, GOES TO THE URINAL AND STARTS TO PEE.
FX PEE SOUND (CAMERA DOESN'T SHOW HIS WILLY).
THE PEE GUSHES OUT AT INCREDIBLE FORCE.
HE TAKES OUT A BOOK AND BEGINS TO READ WITH HIS FREE HAND.
FADE.
IT IS NOW DARK OUTSIDE, THE TOILET IS LIT AND THE PEE CONTINUES.
THERE ARE THREE BOOKS ON THE WINDOW LEDGE.
AFTER A SUCCESSION OF SPLASHES THE PEE ENDS.
MAN:
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.
HE GOES TO THE BASIN AND STARTS WASHING HIS HANDS.
HE THEN SHAKES HIS HEAD AND SIGHS AND RETURNS TO THE URINAL AND STARTS TO PEE AGAIN.
HE FINALLY ENDS HIS PEE.
MAN:
Thank God for that.
HE APPROACHES THE BAR.
BARMAN:
Same again Jim?
MAN:
Yes please... bring it over mate.
THE BARMAN ROLLS OVER A BEER KEG AND FIXES A HOSEPIPE TO IT.
BARMAN:
I'll clear your empties when I'm here.
THERE IS ABOUT A DOZEN BEER KEGS STACKED BESIDE THE MAN'S SEAT.
Yes. That's the one.