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Radio 4's attitude to the sciences. On The News Quiz last night, we heard that science was "rubbish", and they made a stereotypical joke about people in CERN having no girlfriends. Oh ha ha, let's make fun of something we haven't got a clue about, much easier than actually understanding it.

Ignorant luvvies.

It's safer than mocking politics or religion

the hypocritical cowards

Quote: Nogget @ October 1 2011, 10:54 AM BST

Radio 4's attitude to the sciences. On The News Quiz last night, we heard that science was "rubbish", and they made a stereotypical joke about people in CERN having no girlfriends. Oh ha ha, let's make fun of something we haven't got a clue about, much easier than actually understanding it.

Ignorant luvvies.

Wow, that really is poor. To think there are BCGers who write genuinely funny stuff and can't get work on BBC. Idiots. (Radio 4 people, that is)

:) Its not funny anymore, began turning over to 5 live, then back for The Archers.

Very happy today, NO gas men, HOORAY!

Does anyone know of any makes of tan tights that don't ladder as soon as you so much as look at them? I'd used about half a bottle of nail varnish before I'd even got out the house last night Angry

When my wife brings home the weekly shop and me cream cakes are squashed at the bottom of a carrier and all the cream is stuck to the lid.

I gonna go myself next time..... maybe.

Quote: AJGO @ October 1 2011, 1:10 PM BST

Does anyone know of any makes of tan tights that don't ladder as soon as you so much as look at them? I'd used about half a bottle of nail varnish before I'd even got out the house last night Angry

I only ever buy tights from Primark these days as I hate spending loads of money of the buggers.

I like 'tights in a tin', or 'tan in a can', they're easier than tights in summer :)

From May till October I wear bare feet and sandals. Freedom! But now it's coming to an end. Boots beckon.

Quote: AngieBaby @ October 1 2011, 11:22 PM BST

I only ever buy tights from Primark these days as I hate spending loads of money of the buggers.

I like 'tights in a tin', or 'tan in a can', they're easier than tights in summer :)

Mos def, they all seem to ladder immediately regardless of cost.

Quote: keewik @ October 1 2011, 11:40 PM BST

From May till October I wear bare feet and sandals. Freedom! But now it's coming to an end. Boots beckon.

Yay for boots. Oh how they were beckoning, and how happy I was, and now it's October it's 29c!

Quote: AJGO @ October 1 2011, 11:58 PM BST

Mos def, they all seem to ladder immediately regardless of cost.

Yay for boots. Oh how they were beckoning, and how happy I was, and now it's October it's 29c!

Not here, it isn't. Bloody rain all night and all day.

Quote: keewik @ October 2 2011, 12:40 AM BST

Not here, it isn't. Bloody rain all night and all day.

:( Ah well, at least your boots will feel wanted

Quote: AJGO @ October 1 2011, 1:10 PM BST

Does anyone know of any makes of tan tights that don't ladder as soon as you so much as look at them? I'd used about half a bottle of nail varnish before I'd even got out the house last night Angry

Trying to work out the connection between laddering tan tights and using nail varnish. Failing.

Quote: Marc P @ October 2 2011, 1:01 AM BST

Trying to work out the connection between laddering tan tights and using nail varnish. Failing.

It's supposed to stop ladders running . . or something like that . . I don't really know . .I heard someone say it once . . I think . . . anyway back to the rugby . . . a man's game . .

Whistling nnocently

If you see a ladder starting and put some clear nail varnish on it, it stops it getting worse.

There must be a very fine line between a ladder starting and a pair of tights ruined.

Move out of the way Dave, I can't see the rugby. Whistling nnocently

Had a load of fruit flies in the kitchen, due to the hot weather no doubt. Couldn't find the source though. Then discovered old bag of grapes tucked behind the fruit bowl. F**king disgusting. Glad I hardly ever eat fresh fruit. Sick (I don't eat rotten fruit either)

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