Radical clown

CLOWN ADRESSING AN AUDIENCE FROM THE PODIUM

CLOWN
For too long we have tolerated these insults!

Lead in our clown make up!

White wash in our trousers!

Flaming dogshit in our caravans from people who call us paedos!

Today is our day of action my brothers! Lets custard pie every politican in the land.

SILENCE

CLOWN SLINKS OFF STAGE

CLOWN2 COMFORTS CLOWN
Sorry mate but the silent majority never back radical action.

PULL BACK TO REVEAL CLOWN WAS ADRESSING AN AUDIENCE OF BORED MIMES TEXTING, SNOOZING ETC AND ONE OR 2 CLOWNS ENTHUSIASTICALLY CLAPPING.

Loved the first few lines and I see where you're heading with the silent majority punch, the mimer's reveal is great. Wondered if there could have been something to show why there were only 2 clowns in the audience.

I was thinking of having a sign reading

"Clown Union and Mimes"

But I liked the idea of people having to kinda guess why they were together?

I thought it needed some sort of reason as to why he would be trying to round up a load of mime artists to throw custard pies...maybe there could be a close up of the front row full of sad faced clowns with taped over mouths then pan to reveal the rest of the audotorium full of mimers.

Very funny, just about understood 'silent majority' after 2 reads.

The visuals would be brill and must include a clown throwing fake bucket of water on audience!

I liked the ending. A mime audience is nice.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ October 1 2011, 1:25 PM BST

I liked the ending. A mime audience is nice.

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Agree...

Maybe stick in a few "It's time we were heard!" type lines.

Nice idea, especially the silent majority ending but if left as is I would rein in the things people do to them; more applicable stuff like stamping on their over-sized shoes to see if their feet are really that big etc.

You've never assaulted a clown with flaming dog shit?

You've never lived.

Quote: sootyj @ October 5 2011, 8:55 PM BST

You've never assaulted a clown with flaming dog shit?

You've never lived.

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Clowns look like they have enough of a tough time as it is, if Uncle Buck is anything to go by.