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Quote: Aaron @ January 10, 2008, 11:34 AM

It's the people who are invovled in this kind of stupidity who turn any sympathy the public may have with 'AR' activists into totally justifiable hatred and contempt. And is it not a little ironic that people who claim that 'animals' have just as many rights as 'man' should treat others in this way? Hopefully whoever is responsible for this and similar incidents will be caught and dealt with with the full force of the law. Do they not understand the bad name they are giving to an otherwise (relatively) noble cause?

One can only assume that the (relatively) noble cause that you refer to would be the one of which you said, on these forums, that my little dying piglet would make a burger of some kind (or similar).

I shall applaud you when you make jokes about nig-nogs, niggers, wogs and the such. Bring them on. Let's make jokes about those that can actually come round your house and sort you out. Not dying little piglets.

As I stated in my post, nobody in AR has been convicted for digging up Gladys. The likelyhood is that nobody within AR actually did. Personally, I believe that it was a setup.
Unless one ever crosses the line with the government then one has little idea of what can come to be.

... She says, missing the point entirely.

He says, missing the opportunity to drag a woman to his cave for wild passion. :O

Do the ‘let’s have a hug – not you!’ joke’

The ‘writing poetry is like bum sex’ theory

One of the girls goes to ‘offensive yoga’.

Bipolar bears.

Every time a man goes out with another man, god cries.

The shoulder high five.

From my ideasbook. All must've been hurriedly noted only a month or so ago, and I have no clue what brilliant joke I was thinking of at the time. I like this thread - everyone should post their random scribblings. That way they're not wasted.

I have 'vulcan high five' and 'bipolar bears' written in mine too.

Quote: marion @ January 10, 2008, 12:08 PM

He says, missing the opportunity to drag a woman to his cave for wild passion. :O

No thanks! I'm into monogamy. :)

Quote: swerytd @ January 10, 2008, 11:39 AM

It's probably not shit if you put a different spin on it, or think about it with your new-found maturity. :)

The idea must have had some merit at the time, or you wouldn't have written it down, so consider it and think through before you discard it completely.

Dan

Believe me, no.

A few could be salvageable but I doubt it.

Ooo I like bipolar bears!Very topical too!

I write things down all the time but I've got about five small pads that i use at different times so linking them all up is a nightmare.

My problem at the beginning was thinking of a funny scene and then trying to base a whole six episode sitcom around that one scene!

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