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Bumpy

Quote: Tuumble @ September 29 2011, 3:39 PM BST


THE BCG JOKE WORLD CUP FINAL

I was going to make a joke about rounding up cows, but you heard it
3RD/4TH PLACE PLAY-OFF

I could make a joke about my giraffe...if I stuck my neck out

*Thinks - f**k me, I must get out more*

I think you made a mistake in saying whose jokes were whose.

Should've left it til the end.

THE BCG JOKE WORLD CUP FINAL

I was going to make a joke about rounding up cows, but you heard it (6)
I made a joke about sugary cereal flakes, I got a frosty reception (1)

3RD/4TH PLACE PLAY-OFF

I could make a joke about my giraffe...if I stuck my neck out (4)
I was going to make a joke about my cow, but people think I milk it (3)

...so despite me in advertently having a two joke advantage over Sooty, he had three of the last four gags and both in the final.

1ST: SOOTY (Cows - Heard)
2ND: SOOTY (Cereal - Frosty)
3RD: TUUMBLE (Giraffe - Neck)
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4TH: SOOTY (Cows - Milk)

Thank you everyone for taking part. I think we could all do something similar in the future if we actually submitted jokes that had some proper time and effort spent on them. It doesn't have to be head to head but we can perhaps think about that at another time.

Been fun :)

Can we make sure it is only in four years time though.

Quote: bigfella @ September 30 2011, 9:06 AM BST

Can we make sure it is only in four years time though.

:D Quite.

Bloody cheek - forgive me for having fun on a comedy site! :D

I wish I'd voted in the Semi.
I think the Giraffe one should have won.

There's always the Euros in two years, Tuumble.

Quote: Badge @ September 30 2011, 11:06 AM BST

There's always the Euros in two years, Tuumble.

Not if Greece has got anything to do with it!

I shall now be retiring to play for Galaxy Gags of LA and f**k a lollipop with 2 footballs taped to it.

Quote: Badge @ September 30 2011, 11:06 AM BST

There's always the Euros in two years, Tuumble.

Euro jokes would be great as long as they were in their native langauage.

Jumpers for goalposts, isn't it??

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