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Newsjack - Series 5 Page 36

the thursday waiting gsme - good luck to everyone

No-one in the audience for the recording low-down?

I had a dream last night, that someone had put the running order on here and nothing was mine. Maybe, this time, my dream will come true.

Quote: Park Bench @ September 29 2011, 12:51 PM BST

I had a dream last night, that someone had put the running order on here and nothing was mine. Maybe, this time, my dream will come true.

Incredibly, I had a dream where I was slobbing out on my arse reading this forum with a cup of tea, and all the time there where a dozen more important things I should have been doing.

You see: if you want it bad enough it will come true.

My dream had the fit one from The Saturdays in it.

Each to their own I suppose.

F**k me, you're picky...

Dan

Anyone else send in a joke about zebrafish?

Quote: Big Jack @ September 29 2011, 2:24 PM BST

Anyone else send in a joke about zebfafish?

You've got me there. What is that? Is it a black and white fish with a speech inpediment?

No - it's trying to type posts on a samsung jet...

Actually, I'd never heard of a Zebrafish. I hope you get it in, now. I can't wait to hear how you've fitted it in.

Not heard of zebrafish? Clearly you're not looking at the right news sites: http://i.imgur.com/J6PMc.png

Ha! That was worryingly good.

Glad to see we're all on here killing time until Newsjack O'Clock.

just got an email and almost jumped out of my skin - damn you junk mail!

I've already had two email telling me that I sent my sketch in to late and that they are not doing newsfox anymore so hopefully I might get the lucky third email in the next hour.

Quote: blahblah @ September 29 2011, 4:40 PM BST

just got an email and almost jumped out of my skin - damn you junk mail!

I know the feeling, I've unsubscribed to companies who've emailed me between 5 and 6 on a Thursday afternoon in the past.

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