I was going to make a joke about how knowing who wrote the losing jokes from round one means that the QFs are open to corruption because we know who wrote which surviving joke. So, even more like FIFA. Who's offering most for my votes?
The BCG Joke World Cup Page 3
THE BCG JOKE WORLD CUP Quarter-Final Results
MATCH 1
I was going to make a joke about my cow, but people think I milk it (6)
I could make a joke about my peacock...but I missed the bowl and peed all over the floor (0)
MATCH 2
I was going to make a joke about rounding up cows, but you heard it (5)
I got a joke about a moose, it made for an interesting dessert option at the restaurant (1)
MATCH 3
I've got a joke about a poodle, it's got a good pedigree (2)
I made a joke about sugary cereal flakes, I got a frosty reception (4)
MATCH 4
I could make a joke about my giraffe...if I stuck my neck out (4)
I tried to make a joke about crockery but I got mugged (2)
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I hereby declare the following jokes eliminated with authors now named and shamed.
I could make a joke about my peacock...but I missed the bowl and peed all over the floor (Tuumble)
I got a joke about a moose, it made for an interesting dessert option at the restaurant (Tuumble)
I've got a joke about a poodle, it's got a good pedigree (Sooty)
I tried to make a joke about crockery but I got mugged (Tuumble)
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I shall ask another unsuspecting victim to jumble the remaining jokes into a draw and will post the semi-final matches shortly. Voting will at 3:00pm today.
THE BCG JOKE WORLD CUP Semi-Final Draw (Thank you Sepp Shandonbelle)
MATCH 1
I was going to make a joke about rounding up cows, but you heard it
I could make a joke about my giraffe...if I stuck my neck out
MATCH 2
I made a joke about sugary cereal flakes, I got a frosty reception
I was going to make a joke about my cow, but people think I milk it
These would have been my choices.
THE BCG JOKE WORLD CUP Quarter-Final Draw
MATCH 1
I was going to make a joke about my cow, but people think I milk itMATCH 2
I was going to make a joke about rounding up cows, but you heard itMATCH 3
I made a joke about sugary cereal flakes, I got a frosty receptionMATCH 4
I could make a joke about my giraffe...if I stuck my neck out
Quote: Tuumble @ September 29 2011, 9:22 AM BSTTHE BCG JOKE WORLD CUP Semi-Final Draw (Thank you Sepp Shandonbelle)
MATCH 1
I was going to make a joke about rounding up cows, but you heard itMATCH 2
I made a joke about sugary cereal flakes, I got a frosty reception
MATCH 1
I was going to make a joke about rounding up cows, but you heard it
MATCH 2
I made a joke about sugary cereal flakes, I got a frosty reception
Quote: Tuumble @ September 29 2011, 9:22 AM BSTTHE BCG JOKE WORLD CUP Semi-Final Draw (Thank you Sepp Shandonbelle)
MATCH 1
I was going to make a joke about rounding up cows, but you heard itMATCH 2
I made a joke about sugary cereal flakes, I got a frosty reception
Quote: Tuumble @ September 29 2011, 9:22 AM BSTMATCH 1
I could make a joke about my giraffe...if I stuck my neck outMATCH 2
I was going to make a joke about my cow, but people think I milk it
Quote: Tuumble @ September 29 2011, 9:22 AM BSTMATCH 1
I could make a joke about my giraffe...if I stuck my neck outMATCH 2
I was going to make a joke about my cow, but people think I milk it
So here are the results from the semi-finals...
MATCH 1
I was going to make a joke about rounding up cows, but you heard it (3)
I could make a joke about my giraffe...if I stuck my neck out (2)
MATCH 2
I made a joke about sugary cereal flakes, I got a frosty reception (3)
I was going to make a joke about my cow, but people think I milk it (2)
Heck, let's get this thing over and done with...
THE BCG JOKE WORLD CUP FINAL
I was going to make a joke about rounding up cows, but you heard it
I made a joke about sugary cereal flakes, I got a frosty reception
3RD/4TH PLACE PLAY-OFF
I could make a joke about my giraffe...if I stuck my neck out
I was going to make a joke about my cow, but people think I milk it
Voting open until 9:00pm this evening.
THE BCG JOKE WORLD CUP FINAL
I was going to make a joke about rounding up cows, but you heard it
3RD/4TH PLACE PLAY-OFF
I was going to make a joke about my cow, but people think I milk it
Voting open until 9:00pm this evening.
Cows and cow win for me.
Quote: Tuumble @ September 29 2011, 3:39 PM BSTTHE BCG JOKE WORLD CUP FINAL
I was going to make a joke about rounding up cows, but you heard it
3RD/4TH PLACE PLAY-OFF
I was going to make a joke about my cow, but people think I milk it
Quote: Tuumble @ September 29 2011, 3:39 PM BSTTHE BCG JOKE WORLD CUP FINAL
I made a joke about sugary cereal flakes, I got a frosty reception
3RD/4TH PLACE PLAY-OFF
I could make a joke about my giraffe...if I stuck my neck out
Voting open until 9:00pm this evening.
Quote: Tuumble @ September 29 2011, 3:39 PM BSTTHE BCG JOKE WORLD CUP FINAL
1st.I was going to make a joke about rounding up cows, but you heard it
2nd.I made a joke about sugary cereal flakes, I got a frosty reception3RD/4TH PLACE PLAY-OFF
3rd. I could make a joke about my giraffe...if I stuck my neck out
4th. I was going to make a joke about my cow, but people think I milk it
Quote: Tuumble @ September 29 2011, 3:39 PM BSTTHE BCG JOKE WORLD CUP FINAL
I was going to make a joke about rounding up cows, but you heard it
3RD/4TH PLACE PLAY-OFF
I could make a joke about my giraffe...if I stuck my neck out