British Comedy Guide

Silent Majority

Another one written this afternoon to be performed live.

Silent Majority
By James Cotter

Cast of five. 5x males.

INT. THE HOUSE OF COMMONS - DAY

Briggs: Ladies and gentlemen of the house, we are in a sate of emergency and we must act decisively, I bring forward the motion that my party under my leadership take power and strike back against our enemies before it's too late.

Speaker: But Mr. Briggs do you have enough votes to carry this forward?

Briggs: I do Mr. Speaker as we all know three hours ago the vote was tied between myself and the right honourable Mr. Bryce MP but my honourable friend did not take into account my silent majority, who were at The Ivy at the time of the first vote.

Lot's of grumbling from the house.

Briggs: My silent majority will secure my party an unquestionable victory and it will secure our country stability isn't that right?

A bunch of official looking men sitting behind Mr. Briggs MP say nothing. Mr. Briggs looks slightly embarrassed but turns to them once more a little bit more dramatically.

Briggs: Isn't that right?

Again they so nothing and start miming that they can't talk.

Briggs (under his breath): Shit I really should have thought this out. (to the house) anyone here any good at lip reading?

James, for me this follows what people said on the first one. You've basically got one laugh at the end. It needs to be shorter. IMO.

Glad to know that you wrote this afternoon though. :)

Quote: bigfella @ September 28 2011, 5:58 PM BST

James, for me this follows what people said on the first one. You've basically got one laugh at the end. It needs to be shorter. IMO.

Glad to know that you wrote this afternoon though. :)

It is quite short and there's a laugh before the tag, I think but I've just started writing sketches on Friday so I'll leave it up to the pro's.

When I first started writing sketches on here people kept telling me to cut, cut and cut. I couldn't work it out, but when I did I started getting stuff on treason and newsreuve.

Quote: bigfella @ September 28 2011, 6:55 PM BST

When I first started writing sketches on here people kept telling me to cut, cut and cut. I couldn't work it out, but when I did I started getting stuff on treason and newsreuve.

I could cut it slightly and get to the tag quicker by taking out a few lines. Thanks for the advice.

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