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Do some rapin', because who wants sloppy seconds?

:O

Big Leevil vs Little Leevil - bet I know who wins!

I'd injected all slimming pills and carrots with lard so that eventually size 10 stops being "chubby" in stupid magazines.

Quote: Aaron @ January 8, 2008, 10:19 AM

Yeah, anyway. Let's kill all the French.

Wait, this is meant to be something that's evil. Ermmmm...

Aaron,

What if we say 'Let's kill all the Nigerians', would that be OK or is it racist when it's not the French?

Just curious! :)

Fx

I tried slimming pills cos I couldn't get the full fat ones down my throat.

I would force everyone to have a liberal education because if they are still conservative after it then we know they are just evil :P

EDIT: I would kill everyone in the world to stop discussing continually 'is it racist...' Thinking about it then they'll just turn into 'is it sepcist...' discussions :(

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 9, 2008, 11:56 PM

I'd injected all slimming pills and carrots with lard so that eventually size 10 stops being "chubby" in stupid magazines.

Stop being so over-sensitive! You seem to take those stupid magazines far too seriously, Ruby.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ January 10, 2008, 12:01 AM

Aaron,

What if we say 'Let's kill all the Nigerians', would that be OK or is it racist when it's not the French?

Just curious! :)

Fx

Fine by me.

Quote: ajp29 @ January 10, 2008, 12:03 AM

I would force everyone to have a liberal education because if they are still conservative after it then we know they are just evil :P

He says, continuing to prove that he thoroughly misunderstands conservatism and buys into all of the 80s/early 90s 'alternative comedy'. :P

Quote: Aaron @ January 10, 2008, 12:45 AM

He says, continuing to prove that he thoroughly misunderstands conservatism and buys into all of the 80s/early 90s 'alternative comedy'. :P

I understand conservatism for your small 'leave everyone alone and it will all be fine' C conservative to your big 'I have all the answers for us rich folks' C conservatives.

By the way if you Conservatives want to minimise governement why do they keep running for it :S

Quote: ajp29 @ January 10, 2008, 2:30 AM

I understand conservatism for your small 'leave everyone alone and it will all be fine' C conservative to your big 'I have all the answers for us rich folks' C conservatives.

Thus proving my point entirely.

Quote: ajp29 @ January 10, 2008, 2:30 AM

By the way if you Conservatives want to minimise governement why do they keep running for it :S

Change happens from the inside.

Quote: Aaron @ January 10, 2008, 8:01 AM

Thus proving my point entirely.

Well i understand policies, ideas and beliefs. I can't understand the mindset if thats what you mean. Why don't you define it so i stop making mistakes :)

I'm not entirely sure what you mean by 'mindset'? Reduce interference and let people have control over their own lives? Don't treat the electorate with contempt?

Quote: Charley @ January 8, 2008, 12:07 AM

It is a bit like a question my son asked me years ago. His was "If you could go back in time to when Hitler was 3 years old. Could you kill him in order to save millions".

Wasn't this Myra Hindley's defence argument?

Quote: Aaron @ January 10, 2008, 12:45 AM

Stop being so over-sensitive! You seem to take those stupid magazines far too seriously, Ruby.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Who rattled your cage! Twas a joke! You can put the oversized handbag down now, I don't think you will need it at 20 paces! :P

Quote: Frankie Rage @ January 10, 2008, 12:01 AM

Aaron,

What if we say 'Let's kill all the Nigerians'

J

Fx

Why are we killing Nigerians? Could someone tell me. Have they invaded and I missed it 'cos I had a lie in this morning? I know a Nigerian, she's very nice. Should I kill her. Please let me know soon.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ January 10, 2008, 12:01 AM

Aaron,

What if we say 'Let's kill all the Nigerians', would that be OK or is it racist when it's not the French?

Just curious! :)

Fx

Quote: roscoff @ January 10, 2008, 10:17 PM

Why are we killing Nigerians? Could someone tell me. Have they invaded and I missed it 'cos I had a lie in this morning? I know a Nigerian, she's very nice. Should I kill her. Please let me know soon.

Laughing out loud

Actually I thought they meant all the buggers called Nigel. I have stabbed 6 already.

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