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US Elections

I see things are going so bad for Obama that he's had to adopt a catchphrase off Bob the Builder

And, together, we will begin the next great chapter in the American story, with three words that will ring from coast to coast, from sea to shining sea: Yes, we can.

Laughing out loud

... *really tries hard to resist posting a picture of Bob the Builder blacked up*

One day Obama is doing well meaning he might be the first black president ... next day Clinton is doing well meaning she might be the first woman president..

..the red necks must be really pissed off!

I wonder how long Hiliary made old Bill pay for that blowjob. I bet he has to lick & lick that woman all day long. I saw him recently on TV and his neck was all crooked, his tongue hanging to one side. Poor geezer. I mean it was just a blowjob.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Charley @ January 9, 2008, 11:49 PM

I wonder how long Hiliary made old Bill pay for that blowjob. I bet he has to lick & lick that woman all day long. I saw him recently on TV and his neck was all crooked, his tongue hanging to one side. Poor geezer. I mean it was just a blowjob.

I tell you one thing, she probably thinks twice these days about nicking one of his cigars. I doubt Bill will be handing them around if she wins....

That's as maybe but he reckons he groaned, 'I love you, Hil' as he shot his load down his secretary's throat thus proving he really loves his wife. All men will understand the truth in this.

I just dont understand women. I really dont. They are all up for you helping with chores.You can take their man here to save them a job, you can hang out his clothes, to save them a job. Suck his cock for them, to save them a job & they go alllllllllllll ungrateful on you.

Someone wants to offer me a night off from lock jaw & sore knees then I would be extremely grateful.

Quote: Charley @ January 10, 2008, 12:04 AM

Someone wants to offer me a night off from lock jaw & sore knees then I would be extremely grateful.

Do you're own praying :)

Quote: ajp29 @ January 10, 2008, 12:06 AM

Do you're own praying :)

But it is rude to speak with your mouthful!

She may of sucked, but she didn't inhale

Quote: Charley @ January 10, 2008, 12:04 AM

Someone wants to offer me a night off from lock jaw & sore knees then I would be extremely grateful.

If you were mine I'd let you have Sunday afternoons off to wash my car I think you're worth it! :)

Quote: Charley @ January 10, 2008, 12:08 AM

But it is rude to speak with your mouthful!

Not the Pork of God again :( Thought the outlawed that in Mother Rome

Monkey Magic

Who's going to win today?

Obviously McCain for the Rebupblicans.

Hope Obama wins. Come on Obama

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