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Two nights in a row so far!

They should give you funding. Keep up the good work

Ellie got the bus today instead of cycling... now she feels guilty about eating anything.

My sister has bought herself a chocolate Labrador puppy. The amount I'm looking forward to seeing it is making me seriously question my masculinity.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2011, 9:41 AM BST

Ellie got the bus today instead of cycling... now she feels guilty about eating anything.

You are such a woman.

Quote: David Bussell @ September 23 2011, 11:35 AM BST

My sister has bought herself a chocolate Labrador puppy. The amount I'm looking forward to seeing it is making me seriously question my masculinity.

You are such a woman.

Quote: zooo @ September 23 2011, 12:18 PM BST

You are such a woman.

You are such a woman.

:D

Quote: David Bussell @ September 23 2011, 11:35 AM BST

My sister has bought herself a chocolate Labrador puppy. The amount I'm looking forward to seeing it is making me seriously question my masculinity.

They don't actually taste of chocolate.

You're all useless at helping me be mildly excited. I'm going back to Facebook where people squee. Booo.

Quote: zooo @ September 23 2011, 12:18 PM BST

You are such a woman.

At least that goes for one of us. Oh, face!!!

Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2011, 9:41 AM BST

Ellie got the bus today instead of cycling... now she feels guilty about eating anything.

I figure if you bike from London to Glasgow and back you'll just about offset the calories from that pastrami sandwich in Manhattan.

Hahaha - very good point.

Quote: David Bussell @ September 23 2011, 1:05 PM BST

At least that goes for one of us. Oh, face!!!

You wouldn't know a real woman if you sat on it and pretended it was a horse!

*implodes*

Quote: Leevil @ September 22 2011, 1:03 AM BST

My cousin works at Bateman's Brewery and it always seems to get the thumbs up to whoever drinks it. Not me though, not my cuppa tea.

Image

Bateman's are a national treasure. England

Quote: zooo @ September 23 2011, 1:21 PM BST

You wouldn't know a real woman if you sat on it and pretended it was a horse!

I don't have to take this abuse!

*gallops off*

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