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Quote: AngieBaby @ September 20 2011, 7:56 PM BST

I was in KFC today and the customer next to be announced loudly that he 'Didn't eat pork', he then pointed at each picture asking 'Does that have pork? What about that one?' etc.

I asked him what he thought the 'C' stood for in KFC?

I hope he didn't reply in the inappropriate way ?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 20 2011, 7:20 PM BST

Tuumble, you have melted my frozen heart :)

And you, mine...

Quote: Marc P @ September 20 2011, 8:08 PM BST

I hope he didn't reply in he inappropriate way ?

:D Only if he could read my mind.

Just joined this Google+ thing. Don't geddit.

Most KFCs are Halal

Silly twat

I'd have said

"The only thing with pork is you, you're bacon me angry now pork 'orff"

Quote: Leevil @ September 20 2011, 8:25 PM BST

Just joined this Google+ thing. Don't geddit.

Add me then foo

Done. :)

Shattered. Will have to do prep before class tomorrow. Less than 48 hours in I have turned into one of my students.

I feel the onset of a food coma. Too much steak, broccoli and beer. Lovey

Broccoli?!!! I only eat it cos it's healthy ( supposedly).

Steamed broccoli is one of my favourite vegetables. It's fantastic as long as it's not cooked down to mush.

I'd just say - it's all right.

I quite like it. With certain things.

Sexually aroused by toast? Toast?!

Surely the human brain isn't so malleable that sexual arousal by toast is possible?

I'm going to have to rethink everything.

Quote: Gavin @ September 20 2011, 8:40 PM BST

Add me then foo

I think it went Open-entry instead if by-invite a few days ago, but I could be mistaken.

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