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Quote: Tuumble @ September 20 2011, 4:22 PM BST

Cor! I can't tell (someone else's) joke without it being dissected like a frog in GCSE Biology.

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Quote: zooo @ September 20 2011, 2:39 PM BST

That's weird, 'cos you do seem to have a good hit rate with all the other outlets. I'm sure you'll get there eventually!

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Thnks your off the enemies list

Sorree

eh?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 20 2011, 4:50 PM BST

Sorree

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Was that aimed at me?

If it was, forget it - you're absolutely right. That was why I put a smiley at the end to remove the risk of zooo closing the thread.

Quote: sootyj @ September 20 2011, 4:48 PM BST

Thnks your off the enemies list

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Wooooooooooo! And I wasn't even trying.
Ah, maybe that's the secret.

It only mattered when you weren't trying.

like in an 80s US sitcom

Quote: Tuumble @ September 20 2011, 4:56 PM BST

Was that aimed at me?

If it was, forget it - you're absolutely right. That was why I put a smiley at the end to remove the risk of zooo closing the thread.

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I'm still sorry in my heart

I've got my first KS2 Tudor Day booking as Henry VIII!!!

Best get an outfit sorted then!!!

Quote: bigfella @ September 20 2011, 6:00 PM BST

I've got my first KS2 Tudor Day booking as Henry VIII!!!

Best get an outfit sorted then!!!

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Nice one boss!

Quote: Gavin @ September 20 2011, 6:12 PM BST

Nice one boss!

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Thank you kindly Gavala!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 20 2011, 5:44 PM BST

I'm still sorry in my heart

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Ha! Don't be!

Tell you what, let's have a virtual pint or whatever your tipple is and lets put the world to right. It would still have to be a virtual pint if we were sat next to each other as I'm skint (again).

POEM FOR NAT

Don't be sorry, Don't be sad
It happens to the best of us so just be glad

It might be hard, It might be tough
You might just think you've had enough

Whatever you think, hear this I say
We could be heroes (just for one day)

Quote: bigfella @ September 20 2011, 6:00 PM BST

I've got my first KS2 Tudor Day booking as Henry VIII!!!

Best get an outfit sorted then!!!

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Are you still big enough to play Henry VIII ?

Or should you be changing your ID to LittleFella ?

Tuumble, you have melted my frozen heart

I was in KFC today and the customer next to be announced loudly that he 'Didn't eat pork', he then pointed at each picture asking 'Does that have pork? What about that one?' etc.

I asked him what he thought the 'C' stood for in KFC?