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Things that piss you off Page 756

That Only Fools & Horses advert on Dave pisses me off. The one where they're dancing and then the two knobs come on at the end, milking it. Um, rephrase. Boyce and Marlene come on and make Neil and Christine Hamilton look like interesting and funny people.

Student Finance England.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ September 19 2011, 3:06 PM BST

What part of 'no thank you' do cold calling sales reps at my front door not understand.
Despite there being a sign on the gate and on the door telling them we don't accept them, they still come and try to get their 'speel' out to me.
The second and very loud and threatening 'NO' usually works but it is wearing.

Why not invite them and stab them?

People not closing their mouths when they eat. It's bad enough be able to see the food being chewed up but the f**king noise is revolting.

This is why I hate being around other people

Quote: Gavin @ September 20 2011, 12:19 PM BST

People not closing their mouths when they eat. It's bad enough be able to see the food being chewed up but the f**king noise is revolting.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misophonia

Quote: DaButt @ September 20 2011, 3:41 PM BST

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misophonia

I already have earphones to block it out haha. That does sound like me though.

Student Finance England (Still).

I knew I shouldn't have checked my work emails whilst still on holiday.

I'm gonna have another g&t and pretend I didn't see all the work that's been dumped in my inbox in my absence.

1. That Sebastard Coe is a lord

2. That Sebastard Coe is a lord and Stephen Fry is not.

Angry

Quote: Oldrocker @ September 20 2011, 9:40 PM BST

1. That Sebastard Coe is a lord

2. That Sebastard Coe is a lord and Stephen Fry is not.

Angry

Maybe if Stephen Fry had been a Tory MP, then he might have got a peerage for being a Tory MP.

That I can no longer watch or listen to anything on BBC iPlayer without upgrading my flash player (How???????) but I can still watch 4OD and catch up.

Facebook changes. It can f**k off. I've been avoiding Google+, but as of today I've joined.

Doesn't it say "click here to update your flash" when you try to access iPlayer. 4OD is different to iPlayer :P

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 21 2011, 2:47 PM BST

Facebook changes. It can f**k off. I've been avoiding Google+, but as of today I've joined.

It only went public yesterday.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 21 2011, 2:47 PM BST

Facebook changes. It can f**k off.

Agreed. I prefer to see things in chronological order. Facebook seems determined to drive users away.

Quote: Leevil @ September 21 2011, 2:48 PM BST

Doesn't it say "click here to update your flash" when you try to access iPlayer. 4OD is different to iPlayer :P

It only went public yesterday.

I could have joined in the first round. SO shut up.

Quote: DaButt @ September 21 2011, 2:54 PM BST

Agreed. I prefer to see things in chronological order. Facebook seems determined to drive users away.

It really does! I've absolutely lost my patience with it.

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