I scraped three sketches. I went with the 2-sun planet, Cameron's 'nudge unit' and a Dragons' Den spoof. Quantity, not quality 
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sooty, how are you not King of Comedy yet? Who do we need to write to?
Quote: Leevil @ September 19 2011, 2:55 PM BSTWell, it's only because I missed the deadline again.
One-liners deadline isn't until tomorrow at five pm
I went for Fonzie receiving an OBE, although I fear that might be last weeks news now.
Quote: Leevil @ September 19 2011, 2:55 PM BSTWell, it's only because I missed the deadline again.
One-liners deadline is tommorrow, no excuses monkey boy! *whippah!*
Hey hey hey! I appreciate the fact that you mentioned when the deadline is. But what I meant was that I had missed the deadline for the sketch, so I'm going to try and do some one-liners.
Quote: Leevil @ September 19 2011, 3:53 PM BST
*whippah!*
I sent mine off - one interview, one movie trailer and one Loosejack (Loosewomen rip off). Happier with these sketches than last weeks - think how happy I'll be in week 6! still nothing on but smiling. I feel sorry for radio rejects they'll be covered in our rejects
One of my sketches was about the Rogue Trader, the other one was a dragons den skit about top rate tax evasion... Gerry, "great minds think alike but fool's rarely differ" and all that!
Quote: comedyoflife @ September 19 2011, 4:07 PM BSTOne of my sketches was about the Rogue Trader, the other one was a dragons den skit about top rate tax evasion... Gerry, "great minds think alike but fool's rarely differ" and all that!
Fingers crossed they make it a running theme
I thought there was a sketch in the two sun planet Gery but I don't know enough about star wars to pull it off - did you go for the star wars theme?
Quote: blahblah @ September 19 2011, 4:15 PM BSTI thought there was a sketch in the two sun planet Gery but I don't know enough about star wars to pull it off - did you go for the star wars theme?
I didn't (apart from a lame pun about Tatooine). It was just a quick interview with a boffin; I managed to get a (hopefully) good Gary Neville gag in though.
Decided against the two suns as everyone would probably go for it. But was thinking Yoda crossed with Brian Cox.
Finally just did NHS doctors not being able to speak English. And again went for the obvious - He's from Barcelona
I did 3
I've been blenked
Quote: KLRiley @ September 19 2011, 5:17 PM BSTI've been blenked
Sounds like we all have this week!