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Quote: Nil Putters @ September 19 2011, 3:51 PM BSTAnother one from the radio station.
Q. How much does a scouser pay for their shampoo?
A. Pantene
Works better as a cockney surely?
(Pound ten)
Ah.
Quote: Tony Cowards @ September 19 2011, 4:03 PM BSTWorks better as a cockney surely?
(Pound ten)
Yes, that's what I should've put. I was just editing it.
How to f**k up a good joke, by Nil Putters.
Now, if you could all delete your comments and laugh hysterically, that would be lovely.
Got sent this from a mate today,
Made me laugh:
I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"
So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"
And that's the last thing I remember !!