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I think you left a zero off $2000

Quote: DaButt @ September 17 2011, 11:02 AM BST

It's really not all that different than a woman lusting after a $200 leather purse/shoes -- they're just animal carcasses after all.

The lion herds have to be maintained by occasional culling. The killing can be done by a hunter willing to pay $50,000 or it can be done by a conservation officer who has to be paid.

So the programme is in theory good, though the actual rich idiot shooting the lion to get his rocks off is a dick. They're using rich, awful dicks to help maintain and even grow the population.

Why doesn't he get a job in an abattoir and then get paid for killing animals?

He's a rich c**t. Well done him.
But still very much a c**t.

I have now used up my month's worth of swears.

I have about three left.

C**t.

Two now.

Worth it.

Quote: DaButt @ September 17 2011, 3:35 AM BST

This "laugh" likely cost the gentleman $50,000 - $100,000.

CUNT then.

Ooh, all this swearing is fun.

Meanwhile, another air show crash. Yikes. :(

Quote: DaButt @ September 17 2011, 11:02 AM BST

It's really not all that different than a woman lusting after a $200 leather purse/shoes -- they're just animal carcasses after all.

The lion herds have to be maintained by occasional culling. The killing can be done by a hunter willing to pay $50,000 or it can be done by a conservation officer who has to be paid.

You REALLY want some excuse to use some of your hardware sometime don't you.

Quote: Marc P @ September 17 2011, 10:52 PM BST

You REALLY want some excuse to use some of your hardware sometime don't you.

I own a revolver and a semi-auto pistol; neither would be suitable for hunting if I were a hunter and I'm not. Many of my friends are and you'll have to take my word for it when I tell you that they love animals as much as they love hunting. That trophy deer head hanging in their cabin would be rotting in a field had they not spent thousands of their own dollars on feed to prevent mass starvation due to this year's severe drought.

Hunters who participate in legal hunts are not monsters and anyone who thinks differently is ill-informed.

I'm off now to help the neighbors prepare some dove that they shot for another neighbor's birthday party. I doubt there will be lion on the menu but I'm pretty sure there will be fresh caribou steaks.

Actually they sell the meat to specialist restaurants which raises even more money to care for faggy animals.

DaButt anytime you're in London lets head to London Zoo. We can jump the fence at the big cats enclosure. I'll pin one of the lions and you can punch it's face till it says uncle.

Then I'll give 50 quid to save the endagnered homo leopard.

Quote: sootyj @ September 17 2011, 11:37 PM BST

Actually they sell the meat to specialist restaurants which raises even more money to care for faggy animals.

Maybe the lion will end up here in my city one of these days:

http://www.exoticmeatsandmore.com/meat.aspx

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circle of life baby

Perkun Matahna

This thread is making me hungry.

Quote: Leevil @ September 18 2011, 12:02 AM BST

This thread is making me hungry.

You are fancying a loin of lion?

For a mane course.

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