So I went to a French restaurant the other day, and ordered the lobster. The lobster arrived and it started singing to me "You're the one that I want, the one that I want ooh ooh ooh". The waiter came over and asked me how my food was. I said "it's a little bit greasy".
So he took away the lobster and asked if I wanted something else instead, I said that I'd like that dish they do that's from Argentina. The waiter looked confused and told me that they don't do any dishes from Argentina. I said yes you do, I had it the other week, it's fish and cheese. He said "no sir that's fromage and tuna".
Then I ordered a boiled egg. After I'd finished my egg the waiter came over again and asked me whether I wanted anything else, I said "no I've had an oeuf".
