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I read the news today oh boy! Page 536

Quote: zooo @ September 15 2011, 4:56 PM BST

By lions.

And tigers. And bears. Oh my!

Quote: Lee Henman @ September 15 2011, 4:54 PM BST

The difference is cat's are f**king idiots with brains the size of walnuts. They kill out of instinct.

So why does Leevil want to hunt mine down?

http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2011/09/15/13989/another_legal_victory_for_sacha_baron_cohen

Weird.

I think it's great news!

Oh yeah, the result is good, but it's weird that she thought she could sue him because she went into another room and fainted.

I passed out after reading that statement Zooo and I am now suing you.

:D

Seeing as the scene was cut from the movie anyway

What were the gay bingo numbers?

May I suggest; Number seven, my wrist shape

anymore, or am I on dodgy ground :)

Quote: Nogget @ September 15 2011, 5:10 PM BST

So why does Leevil want to hunt mine down?

Because I'm hungry.

Quote: Lee Henman @ September 15 2011, 4:54 PM BST

Big game hunters are on the same level as paedophiles and people who talk in cinemas on my hatred-scale. They should all be killed, immediately, without mercy.

In actuality they tend to be nature lovers and the huge amounts of money they pay to legally shoot game is used to preserve habitat and protect the species. These hunts are legal and scientifically calculated to support the species via preventing overpopulation.

A long time ago in a.......

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14940885

A wretched hive of scum and villainy I suspect.

Perhaps Vader can confirm this for us?

On the hunting business a cat tried to bite me yesterday.

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