I've got three lines which I particularly like. I'll not post them on here, though!
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Grrrr. Why not 
checking emails by canal in islington watching man srt up book stall on his house boat
I have the wrong job
Because I want to preserve them from public viewing! That's why my videos never go public on YouTube! Plus I'm super precious about it haha.
Ah, fair enough.
Preparing to shower, shave, iron and then dress myself in far more layers of clothing than is suitable for a hot, humid day in Florida. All that discomfort and a funeral, too. 
Had a nice gathering with the family last night which was only slightly sullied by an appearance by my ex-wife and her husband.
DaButt, good luck with funeral, keep away from ex.wife esp' after lots of beer!
Quote: dellas @ September 14 2011, 9:37 PM BST
Yes, he has TB! boom boom, is your 'totty' college going OK?
Good, so far
A related question: can a 42 year old woman be a MILF even if she doesn't have children?
Mature I'd like to Flump?
Every time I see her smile at me I just totally *swoon*.
She's very smiley
I was going to post a scene from Game On where Marin describes a woman he fancies at work. But I couldn't find it.
Skunkpussy.
I am quite a bit sexier than Martin, as you well know Leevil.
Does she have very dark hairs though?
AND YES I DO! 
She is out of our league, Leevil. That's all you need to know :/
Why won't Leevil admit that he loves me a bit?