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I read the news today oh boy! Page 535

Oh dear :(

Arsehole.

F**ker! I'd love LOVE LOVE to go on safari and shoot f**king hunters. The hunter becomes the hunted kinda thang.

Quote: AJGO @ September 15 2011, 1:36 PM BST

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Banker shoots lion for fun and poses with corpse.
Horrible, horrible, horrible

Maybe someone bet him we couldn't despise bankers any more than we did before. Seriously, that's sickening.

Quote: Leevil @ September 15 2011, 3:28 PM BST

F**ker! I'd love LOVE LOVE to go on safari and shoot f**king hunters. The hunter becomes the hunted kinda thang.

But the lion IS a hunter, so that's exactly what this guy was doing; hunting the hunter. So you'd be doing the same, and we'd have to send something even more self-righteous to hunt you down.

Quote: Nogget @ September 15 2011, 4:31 PM BST

But the lion IS a hunter, so that's exactly what this guy was doing; hunting the hunter. So you'd be doing the same, and we'd have to send something even more self-righteous to hunt you down.

I see what you're saying Nog, but lions and most other animals kill to eat. My problem is with people who slaughter for the sake of their ego (as opposed to their stomach).

Quote: Nogget @ September 15 2011, 4:31 PM BST

But the lion IS a hunter, so that's exactly what this guy was doing; hunting the hunter. So you'd be doing the same, and we'd have to send something even more self-righteous to hunt you down.

I see what you're saying Nog, but lions and most other animals kill to eat. My problem is with people who slaughter for the sake of their ego (as opposed to their stomach).

:D Can I hunt him for being a banker then?

Quote: Leevil @ September 15 2011, 4:44 PM BST

:D Can I hunt him for being a banker then?

How would you cook one, Lee? Baked banker? Banker Alaska?

Quote: Peter Brouhaha @ September 15 2011, 4:42 PM BST

My problem is with people who slaughter for the sake of their ego (as opposed to their stomach).

I see what you're saying, but my cat kills and doesn't eat the carcasses. I don't want you hunting him down.

Quote: Leevil @ September 15 2011, 4:44 PM BST

:D Can I hunt him for being a banker then?

But my cat's a banker, too. Or at least, he has the same selfish set of values.

Quote: Nogget @ September 15 2011, 4:50 PM BST

I see what you're saying, but my cat kills and doesn't eat the carcasses. I don't want you hunting him down.

But my cat's a banker, too. Or at least, he has the same selfish set of values.

I'm on my way round!

The difference is cat's are f**king idiots with brains the size of walnuts. They kill out of instinct. Humans are meant to be more intelligent.

Big game hunters are on the same level as paedophiles and people who talk in cinemas on my hatred-scale. They should all be killed, immediately, without mercy.

Quote: Lee Henman @ September 15 2011, 4:54 PM BST

The difference is cat's are f**king idiots with brains the size of walnuts. They kill out of instinct. Humans are meant to be more intelligent.

Big game hunters are on the same level as paedophiles and people who talk in cinemas on my hatred-scale. They should all be killed, immediately, without mercy.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Lee Henman @ September 15 2011, 4:54 PM BST

Big game hunters are on the same level as paedophiles and people who talk in cinemas on my hatred-scale. They should all be killed, immediately, without mercy.

By lions.

Lions are pests like cockroaches only bigger and furrier.

If I had a lion crawling around my kitchen I'd hit it with a shoe and scrape it's remains up with a newspaper.

Quote: Lee Henman @ September 15 2011, 4:54 PM BST

The difference is cat's are f**king idiots with brains the size of walnuts. They kill out of instinct. Humans are meant to be more intelligent.

Big game hunters are on the same level as paedophiles and people who talk in cinemas on my hatred-scale. They should all be killed, immediately, without mercy.

:D

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