I have just I playered the one show because I had to bleach someones anus at 7pm. I was delighted to see an old war couple who wrote love letters to each other in the 1940's. These days you wouldnt get this, romance is DEAD!!! In this day and age you get a text picture message of a gentlemans bellend or full on todger with the words "ave summa this". I am disgusted that the One Show does not portray an up to date version of romance. I mean , what does this tell our children!
Regards
Mary Hinge. 
Quote: Clare Harrison @ September 14 2011, 9:52 PM BSTIn this day and age you get a text picture message of a gentlemans bellend or full on todger with the words "ave summa this".
Jamey this reminds me of a sketch we did "Embarrassing Celebrity Bodies" Its when you get an embarrassing celebrity on your body which is uncurable, check it out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiYDVHutEjI
Maybe you could keep all these things on one thread, Clare? Or post them on the General General thread. https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/1961/
Oh flaps, did I put it on the poxy wrong place again, sorry, I havent even joined 24 hours and im still learning where everything goes, I feel like a temp! Zooooo shall I put the same thing on that forum or leave it here?
Leave this one as is, now. 
Take a moment to consider your post before you click the button.
Trolls usually wait a while to do that. Some give up straight away though. Which kind are you going to be?
I like the fact there are alot of failed comediens and people who have just generally failed in life on here trying to put other people down because they just want to bring negativity to other people. Im well up for criticizim with my work even though I can't spell the word but please don't just generally be an arsehole because you hate yourself, you know the kind of people who get cancer cancer happens when you hate things. If you put your energy into creating your own work opposed to writing arsehole comments on peoples work then you would be successful.
Ok, stop calling Clare a troll, and Clare, stop telling people to f**k off.
Let's be nice, people!
ha ha ha that's pretty funny, ill let you off you cheeky monkey so and so! When you're down people around you telling you how good you are and not to give up... But when you get up and move on trying to do what they can't, they kindly want to drag you down and make you feel like shit. And anyway ive got a better handbag than you... a teabag teabagger! 
Quote: Clare Harrison @ September 14 2011, 10:34 PM BSTyou know the kind of people who get cancer cancer happens when you hate things.
Yeah, serve those cancer people right!
I love the haters, they give me energy. There is a) Ignorance. B) Opinion and C) truth .RE: Monkey balls ive been in this game for a few years now and if I was going to give up I would have by now, im too far gone. At least im brave enough to show my face or are you actually a monkey? probrably with that vocabulary. Sorry , raise your ballbags and handbags at me, look at me do the "what you think of me is none of my business" dance. x
ha ha David I wasnt being a tosser with the cancer thing, its a fact that hate will eat you up inside, its in my psychotherapy book........... Look............... And anyway I wish Aids would get cancer and die!
Quote: Clare Harrison @ September 14 2011, 10:34 PM BSTI like the fact there are alot of failed comediens and people who have just generally failed in life on here trying to put other people down because they just want to bring negativity to other people. Im well up for criticizim with my work even though I can't spell the word but please don't just generally be an arsehole because you hate yourself, you know the kind of people who get cancer cancer happens when you hate things. If you put your energy into creating your own work opposed to writing arsehole comments on peoples work then you would be successful.
Oh dear.