Quote: sootyj @ September 9 2011, 8:38 PM BSTIan I'm so desperate I'm willing to do life for murder just to get one liner in.
I understand - I'm just making clear that if you've got a sketch in mind, you've got to do the dirty deed a bit earlier that you first thought.
You do realise you've just condemend 3 people to a one day earlier demise.
Quote: sootyj @ September 9 2011, 8:43 PM BSTYou do realise you've just condemend 3 people to a one day earlier demise.
Depends what time you were going to do it. If you planned to killed at one minute past midnight, you can just do it at one minute to midnight and then there is only two minutes difference.
Ian, Ian and be at the mercy of the Newsjack autoreply?
No it's a videotaped bludgeoning with a 6 hour window for me to ensure I get an autoreply email.
Quote: sootyj @ September 9 2011, 8:38 PM BSTIan I'm so desperate I'm willing to do life for murder just to get one liner in.
Murder for a one-liner, ridiculous! Murder for a sketch, now that makes sense.
For my last ditch sketch, I'm on my way to the Thames with a live shark.
Okay, only really one more day for me to pull something out of the bag for week one. So far, I've done 2 sketches and 22 one liners. I'll post them in 'critique' later next week, to keep the wolves fed. 
Ooh nice one find some way to write that up, your hat's safe....for now.
Quote: Park Bench @ September 10 2011, 3:11 PM BSTI'll post them in 'critique' later next week, to keep the wolves fed.
I've already eaten thanks.
Quote: Park Bench @ September 9 2011, 5:27 PM BSTI've decided to blunder around in the dark and have a crack at it. I can't find any of the earlier shows on t'internet (BBC don't tend to leave stuff on for too long) to gauge my efforts. I've just knocked some stuff together and will learn my lessons after I hear the content of week 1. If nothing else, I now know more about current affairs than I have at any other time in my life. Anyway, I've submitted a sketch and about 10 one liners. Might make another effort before the deadline.
Put aside all of Saturday for Newsjack.
Number of hours spent writing = 0
Number of hour on Poker Stars = 6 and counting.
An episode is here. Just needed a bit of creative searching:
Excellent creative searching, cheers for that
Quote: Burnt Out Hack @ September 10 2011, 6:29 PM BSTAn episode is here. Just needed a bit of creative searching: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnJ8o888c1g
Cheers.
I have two sketches without endings and a one-liner that I suspect every man and his dog will have thought of.
My dog hs no sense of humour
I still wouldn't rule him out, this line is shocking!
Quote: sootyj @ September 10 2011, 10:13 PM BSTMy dog hs no sense of humour
How does he smell?
