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Newsjack - Series 5 Page 7

Quote: KLRiley @ September 8 2011, 3:50 PM BST

Custard creams to automatic yet Dan?

It's All-Butter Crunch now...

Dan

Is it anyone planning to see any episodes? I wondered what week to book.

Quote: swerytd @ September 8 2011, 6:40 PM BST

It's All-Butter Crunch now...

Dan

Blimey. You've obviously been in training over the summer if you're on the hard stuff.

Quote: Tim Azure @ September 8 2011, 6:42 PM BST

Is it anyone planning to see any episodes? I wondered what week to book.

I work 'til 7 so it'd be a bit of a dash. But I work in Fenchurch Street so it's doable. I'll try to get to the October shows.

Though if ever any of my sketches or actually anything made it on, I'd just disappear from work early. Then do a dance all the way to Radio Theatre or Comedy Cafe, hmm.

Quote: Tim Azure @ September 8 2011, 6:42 PM BST

Is it anyone planning to see any episodes? I wondered what week to book.

I'm going to the first one. It's good to go early and see how it's working, especially with a new frontman.

Quote: John Kelly @ September 9 2011, 8:44 AM BST

I'm going to the first one. It's good to go early and see how it's working, especially with a new frontman.

A new front man? Blimey I'm so far out of the loop I don't even know where it is.

I've decided to blunder around in the dark and have a crack at it. I can't find any of the earlier shows on t'internet (BBC don't tend to leave stuff on for too long) to gauge my efforts. I've just knocked some stuff together and will learn my lessons after I hear the content of week 1. If nothing else, I now know more about current affairs than I have at any other time in my life. Anyway, I've submitted a sketch and about 10 one liners. Might make another effort before the deadline. :)

Love to see your efforts in advance mr Bench

providing you're not prctising a year in advance of the next series

I think you might find them a bit naive, and I'm almost certain they aren't pitched right. Has that lowered your expectations enough ?

Aw, that's what critique's for :)

Quote: Park Bench @ September 9 2011, 6:45 PM BST

I think you might find them a bit naive, and I'm almost certain they aren't pitched right. Has that lowered your expectations enough ?

Bollox you're a good writer post them up or I'll shit in your hat.

I've written three sketches now, as well as eight App messages and two corrections.

Nah I've got Jedward and Gadaffi in my basement.

I'm going to kill them and release a sketch on the subjct just in time for the Tuesday deadline.

Quote: sootyj @ September 9 2011, 8:30 PM BST

Nah I've got Jedward and Gadaffi in my basement.

I'm going to kill them and release a sketch on the subjct just in time for the Tuesday deadline.

Which would be pointless because the sketch deadline is Monday. Tuesday is the one liner deadline.

Ian I'm so desperate I'm willing to do life for murder just to get one liner in.

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