MAVIS AND BOB ARE IN A PUB HAVING A DRINK IN A ROUGH PUB
BOB
This pub is awfully rough Mavis what's wrong with the good old Whipped Whippet?
MAVIS
Becuse it's boring, you're boring, sex is boring. Live a little Mr Boring.
BOB (STANDING UP)
Well I'm going for a widdle.
PUB GOES SILENT
BARMAN
It's game night. Sit down!
BOB
What, what do you mean games night?
ALL THE SCARY LOCALS STANDUP
LOCALS
Games night! Games night! Games night!
MAVIS
Sit down Bob you're embarassing me.
BOB SITS DOWN AND CROSSES HIS LEGS
A MAN RUNS OUT OF THE TOILET AND TAGS ONE OF THE OTHER LOCALS WHO GETS UP AND RUNS IN THE TOILET
LOCALS AS ONE
Tag!
THE LOCAL RUNS BACK OUT OF THE TOILET STOPS LOOKS AT BOB AND TAGS HIM
SCENE2
BOB IS AT THE URINAL HAVING A WIDDLE
BOB IS ALONE, HE SEEMS TO HEAR SOMETHING AND TURNS
THE WHOLE PUB (INCLUDING MAVIS) IS STANDING FROZEN IN PLACE AS IF PLAYING GRANDMAS FOOTSTEPS