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Some more lamo sootyj one liners

London's first nudist school has been inundated with applications.
It's because of the cost of school uniforms.

Schools run by ex soldiers have raised concerns over strict discipline.
The detentions are ok, but the hooding and water boarding for running in the corridors is an issue.

Police have admitted they were too hasty in arresting a nurse with regards to the IV drip murders.
But the search for saline Dione will go on.

Embarrassment at NASA asd new hi definition photographs of the moon's pitted, cratered surface
Turns out to be a photo of Dappy from Ndubz.

The government has found a solution to parents going into debt over childcare.
Student loans can start at 18 months instead of 18 years.

I liked the last one best. Others a bit of re jigging I think would help. :)

I'll get rejiggy with them

Quote: sootyj @ September 7 2011, 1:56 PM BST

Nudist school inundated with applications.
Because school uniforms actually affordable

Schools run by ex soldiers may be too strict.
Detentions are ok, but hooding and water boarding for running in the corridors is an issue.

Police have admitted they were too hasty in arresting a nurse over IV drip murders.
But the search for saline Dione will go on.

NASA's new hi definition photographs of the moon's pitted, cratered surface
Revealed to be a photo of Dappy from Ndubz.

The government has found a solution to parents going into debt over childcare.
Student loans can start at 18 months instead of 18 years.

Quote: sootyj @ September 7 2011, 1:56 PM BST

London's first nudist school has been inundated with applications.
It's because of the cost of school uniforms.
nice

Schools run by ex soldiers have raised concerns over strict discipline.
The detentions are ok, but the hooding and water boarding for running in the corridors is an issue.
good idea

Police have admitted they were too hasty in arresting a nurse with regards to the IV drip murders.
But the search for saline Dione will go on.
Does not work!

Embarrassment at NASA asd new hi definition photographs of the moon's pitted, cratered surface
Turns out to be a photo of Dappy from Ndubz.
Haha

The government has found a solution to parents going into debt over childcare.
Student loans can start at 18 months instead of 18 years.
Good

thanks steve want to see them live in 3d sooty viusion

You never said when it was?

tomorrow evening shall I PM you the locale or do you have fight club?

My nephew just had a baby
They just got out of teh hospital tonight so I'm going over there tomorrow I'm afraid.
Shame
hav e you got any more coming up?

Yes loads.

I shall PM you them

and mazel tov to your nephew.

I went to see Cannon and Ball do a high wire act, instead they spoke about God and materialism. Great evening I thought I was getting a Balls up instead I got Balls deep.

a new one!

I like the NDubz one.

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