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I read the news today oh boy! Page 529

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14798203

About plans to televise court proceedings in England and Wales.

Quite apprehensive about this, would be interested if anyone agrees with Kenneth Clarke that people will be better informed citizens rather than just turning our legal system and its representatives into a form of celebrity BB or Judge Judy?

Quote: sootyj @ September 7 2011, 10:31 AM BST

You ain't even peeple boy

What am I then? Just a...just a...thing?!

Why don't you read what the post note on the front of your cage says.

I would, but I can't get either of my massive claws through the bars in order to turn the sign around.

Eek I thought I was mocking the hamster with the top of his skull sawed off.

What the hell are you\?

Here's an old photo. I've had a haircut since:

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It looks like you're having a tommy tank.

Quote: sootyj @ September 7 2011, 10:54 AM BST

It looks like you're having a tommy tank.

It's out of shot, but I have no genitalia.

I'm sorry that's insensitive of me (like your smooth and hairless crotch, psyche!)

Quote: AJGO @ September 7 2011, 10:31 AM BST

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14798203

About plans to televise court proceedings in England and Wales.

Quite apprehensive about this, would be interested if anyone agrees with Kenneth Clarke that people will be better informed citizens rather than just turning our legal system and its representatives into a form of celebrity BB or Judge Judy?

What about all the poor court artists? :(

They could do the reporting as cartoons?

nb Judge Judy is an arbitration court where both parties agree to participate.

Quote: DaButt @ September 7 2011, 1:54 AM BST

NASA lowered the orbit of the Lunar Reconnaissance Observatory to obtain the best photos yet of the Apollo landing sites. Equipment and human/vehicle trails are much clearer now.

http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LRO/news/apollo-sites.html

Aw, the little moon buggy tracks! Excellent.

Bloody hell Catskillz was right!

That's a photo of my arse. Why is NASA spying on my buttocks and pretending they're the moon?

Woman is accused of hiding a load of heroin up her chuff. Police get a warrant to send her to hospital to have a full cavity search. Doctors find nothing. Woman is billed $1000 for the cavity search. She has no criminal record. What. The. F**k.

http://rt.com/usa/news/cavity-search-drug-cruces-947/

Quote: Lee Henman @ September 7 2011, 12:11 PM BST

Woman is accused of hiding a load of heroin up her chuff.

"Smack your bitch up"

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