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Female band leads can be quite sexy.

Quote: Will Cam @ September 5 2011, 8:55 PM BST

Maybe I am a sexist?

Whatever the reason, you're missing out. And there's a history of women using male pen-names, so you might have read more women than you realise.

Quote: Leevil @ September 6 2011, 1:46 AM BST

Female band leads can be quite sexy.

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Quote: Will Cam @ September 5 2011, 8:55 PM BST

I think it quite significant that I have never (knowingly) read a book by a woman. Not for any sexist reasons (I think?). I just haven't come across a book written by a woman I have ever wanted to read (there are squillions of male authors I have never wanted to read either).

Come to think of it, I have never bought a record/cd of a solo female or female fronted band, nor would I go to the pictures to see a film just because of a particular female actor.

f**k me! Maybe I am a sexist?

This is starting to remind me of that Enfield/Whitehouse sketch, where they're two ex-footballers being interviewed by a woman reporter and all they can say is 'Where's the bloke? We usually speak to the bloke'.

;)

Quote: Leevil @ September 6 2011, 1:46 AM BST

Female band leads can be quite sexy.

Some of them can even sing ;)

I've never watched Monty Python

I've never worn a rucksack

I've never had sex in a car

Never plucked my eyebrows (apart from the bit in the middle!)

Quote: David Carmon @ September 6 2011, 1:15 AM BST

Homophobicist gayist

:$ Sorry David, didnt mean to come across like that.

Quote: Will Cam @ September 6 2011, 1:09 PM BST

:$ Sorry David, didnt mean to come across like that.

I thought Twatty Paddlequack was back when I read your shocking posts, Cam. ;)

:O Me, compared to Paddletwat! Oh the shame Teary

Quote: chipolata @ September 6 2011, 1:17 PM BST

I thought Twatty Paddlequack was back when I read your shocking posts, Cam. ;)

Before my (current) time, this bloke.

Will, you've never read Noddy or Famous 5?, cannot believe that, what about Beatrix Potter?

Never ever bought crisps in a pub, not keen on them at all.

Never bought peanuts, same reason.

Hate liquorish, horrid.

Hate mussels, except on a man.

Never bought my sons guns or toy tanks and soldiers.

Never had beauty treatment (yes, do need one) ;)

PS; please don't remind me, never liked Paddy Twatallak.

Never taken any drugs or smoked weed. (narcotics that is)

Never been out of work. (40 years)

Never been to a gym.

Never f**ked a chicken

Quote: dellas @ September 6 2011, 4:56 PM BST

Will, you've never read Noddy or Famous 5?, cannot believe that.

Dellas, you have singlehandedly saved my reputation!

I did read a Famous 5 book when I was about 10.

It's official, I am not a sexist :D

Or a sexy.

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