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Talentless celebrities and their drivel

Just heard Ulrika ka ka promoting her new novel, and talking about her old column in News of the World, which started me thinking about the old discussion, that if clebs* get these sort of gigs just because of their fame, doesn't that mean there are properly talented writers who are missing out on being published and/or promoted? If so, is there a way to stop these clebs damaging our culture with their talentless drivel? Maybe form pressure groups, persecute the people who buy such books, or run the over with steamrollers?

*not that I'm saying Ulrika herself is untalented (I wouldn't know), I'm just thinking about the general issue.

Quote: Nogget @ September 6 2011, 11:11 AM BST

If so, is there a way to stop these clebs damaging our culture with their talentless drivel?

YES!!!

dont buy their shit!

the british public is fully to blame for all this celeb garbage

if they didnt watch, read and buy all this crap there would be no market for it

and the 'celebs' would have to f**k off and do a proper job

WE are to blame

(well not me, cos im great :P

I was hoping to read that celebrities were having their taints surgically removed.

Apart from reality TV contestants, where do most of your pointless celebs come from, Randy? Ours are mostly glamour models and people who sleep with glamour models. Makes you proud to be British.

Ours appear to be mostly manufactured pop stars and the children of wealthy/famous people who are manufactured into celebs by pointless television shows. The Kardashians, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie and Kelly Osbourne all fit that description. I've never watched those shows so I'm thankfully clueless about most such "celebrities."

Ah yeah of course. The heiresses. Kinda makes me appreciate Katie Price a bit more now.

Aw, I love Kelly Osbourne. The rest of Dabutt's list can feck off though.

Thanks for giving me L, zooo.

Quote: lofthouse @ September 6 2011, 11:38 AM BST

the british public is fully to blame for all this celeb garbage

if they didnt watch, read and buy all this crap there would be no market for it

But if people like it, what's wrong with that?

Quote: Nogget @ September 6 2011, 4:39 PM BST

Thanks for giving me L, zooo.

:D

everyone on big brother

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